Our name is crap, give us a good one (2 Viewers)

[Fred The Band]

It's true, FRED, as a name for a band is awful. Result of a crap sense of humour when we were teenagers, and now we're grown ups we're stuck with it.

Also, it hurts when I pee......

Some suggestions??


www.fredtheband.com

 

[Wavioli]

jim the band?

 

[guy of the tiger]

"The Freds"


"Bert and Ernie"

"The Die Hard Trilogy"

It's true, FRED, as a name for a band is awful. Result of a crap sense of humour when we were teenagers, and now we're grown ups we're stuck with it.

Also, it hurts when I pee......

Some suggestions??


www.fredtheband.com

 

[Ed]

Fred's Dead Baby (sorry)

"The Freds"


"Bert and Ernie"

"The Die Hard Trilogy"

 

[Wavioli]

Dunnes Sores Value Club Card?
harry houdini's face?
A tale of two stiffys?
Sex and the stiffy?
Stiffy the bush Kangaroo?
My big fat Greek Stiffy?
Simply the breast?
Stiffy little fingers?


Anything with the word 'stiffy' in it i fell is worth going with...

 

[kevin gallen]

Guttenza (combo of tony danza and stev guttenburgs names)

 

[guy of the tiger]

"Robot polisher"

"Grungeparty aftermath decider"

"Sweaty Foot massage Helicopter"

"The land before Time"

"Whats in the horoscopes today?"

"The sound of lemons peeling"

 

[gugai]

I'm still hurt by the boat club remark......

 

[billygannon]

Magma Force

Lash of Credence

Porn-Driver

Full Account

The Smeargods

Plasterspoon

Remnants of a Great Ireland

The 32

Betterquick

Mormon Depthcharger

Clear Crown

Audionature

Sliver Ducts

Holdit and Grabbit

Johnny Knuckles and the Fight

The Ships of Nile

Rhythm Charger

Open Door/Slam Shut

Forget my name

Eagles of Zion

Bextra

Colon Power

Breastcheck

Cool Breeze

 

[guy of the tiger]

"shower of cunts"

"Video killed the radiofuckoff"

"There's a whole lot of wankers in the back"

"in the back"

"Oral mule technique ranger"

"witchslicer"

 

[george mcfly]

how about Gobbler?

Hard Fist

Iron Justice

Reacharound

Longstaff

Ramming Speed

 

[Ex-User (250)]

i like breastcheek

 

[Donkey OJ]

Wagon of Nodka
Numdrum
Wadi Halfa
Five Borough Bike Ride
Bambo Kavorkian
Whirr
Uncle Tungsten
Will Kyaddagum
humboldt
Scianuse
Chan Chan
Boo Boo in the Backyard
Onra
Buffalo Bliss
Too Many Cuckoos

actually hold on. what do yiz sound like - theres no point calling yourselves "rusty water" if you're a folk group.

give us a clue.

 

[billygannon]

how about Gobbler?

Hard Fist

Iron Justice

Reacharound

Longstaff

Ramming Speed

e-hart

 

[Wavioli]

50 ways to lose your jumper

the good the bad and the guy that hangs around the girls toilets at sainsbury's

time for cheese

manamal's change purse

lights! camera! distraction!

the disgraceful space face

elephants never forget (to lock the back door)

insert home page up

delete end page down (possibly a coverband of the previous one)

I'm going home now cos the boss said it was ok. THats just a statement, not a suggestion. Laters!

 

[hermie]

what about............the hanging bollocks of babylon?

 

[george mcfly]

e-hart

i don't like talking about e-hart
it brings a tear to my eye

it may still come together some day
sigh...

 

[kinky john]

what about............the hanging bollocks of babylon?

onshe again I wil havsch to notifiesh my sholishitors.

mandate?

 

[guy of the tiger]

also
"geefingers"
"ann likes Jam"
"Barry Likes Cakes"
"Slogadh '88"
"Italia '90"
"3 on the sides and a 4 on top, please"



and album titles:

"songs because of an earthquake"

"Overpriced beermat"

 

[george mcfly]

lie back and think of art school

real boys have curves