On the Rag with the Warlords of Pez (1 Viewer)

[Stuart Little]

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On the Rag
[1]with the[/1]
Warlords of Pez

Thursday 14th March
7pm
Free to you f*ckers
Dun Laoghaire Institute of Art, Design & Technology

Returning to familiar territory, the Warlords are set to make this their nastiest outing yet.
The butcher has been contacted and the orders placed, the band are lubed up and ready for the plentiful groupie action you only ever come across in College Campuses in the throes of Rag Week.
Our fingers might stink after this one...
That half-wit Jason Byrne will be taking to the stage afterwards. Whatever.

 

[#10-7]

'music to finger ban gardai by'

i showed this name to a friend who cried laughing. had to hold his sides and went all red too.
bastard.

 

[Stuart Little]

If you're out that direction tonight I think you really should go to this.
Sadly, at the last minute we discovered that due to new rules regarding meat on the bone, acquiring an entire pig's head for the purposes of nailing it to a crucifix would involve having to go to a smelly factory, so we've had to settle for random body parts instead.
Er, just don't wear white is all I'll say.

Does anyone know how much white rats cost?
Or a shoe-box of crickits?
How about baby frogs?

If we had enough time & the budget allowed we could make it the Great Plague gig.

 

[Johnny S. Legend Man]

If you dress up real nice, and put on some of that real nice aftershave, you could still probably make it the Herpes gig.

 

[Brigitte]

Paris, March 14, 2002

I accuse Warlords of Pez of sacrificing innocent animals to satisfy their morbid desires in the name of so called art. I accuse these agitators of deliberately inciting the young people of today to commit barbaric acts of perversion in the pursuit of their macabre orgies which, they claim, are mere theatrical scenes.

I accuse all the actors and visitors who take part in these unspeakable scenes of wallowing in the blood of agony and of deriding human dignity.

I accuse all those who, to whatever extent, support the degrading and repugnant undertakings of Warlords of Pez .

I denounce the Irish government for allowing Warlords of Pez to practise freely and publicly their immoral, pornographic and satanic activities with total impunity.

I denounce the European authorities and those of each member state for being accomplices to these acts about which they are fully aware.

I call upon all those who reject this morbid art to boycott these peoples works and to refuse to patronize those galleries and other locations where their followers gather, driven by a kind of obscene snobbery.

I call upon all those with a modicum of human dignity to denounce their abhorrent actions to the government and the cultural authorities.

I encourage you to manifest your outrage by signing our international petition. This will then be submitted to the Irish government so that an end can be put to this practice once and for all.

Brigitte Bardot

Link:
6 tages-spiel : Das Orgien Mysterien Theater

 

[singer]

So, this gig, anybody can turn up?

Hmm.

Hopefully the Dart goes to the venue.

 

[Stuart Little]

I highly recommend bringing along a few pig hearts to fling at smart arsed jeerers.
Works a treat.
We asked this particularly odious fucker to come up onstage and prove his masculinity with his fists - but the poxy, lazy, student fuck wouldn't shift his arse to back up his smart comments, so Deepspace Donkeybite got him right in the smacker with a bloody, meaty, juicy pile 'o meat.
Sadly, some burd also got one in the face but was good enough to walk up to us and return it...

Actually, maybe you only need them if you're in the type of band that guages it's success on the decibel level of the jeers...

 

[Brigitte]

Paris, March 15, 2002

I hate you Warlords of Pez.