OMG!!! Samantha Mumba's in my office RIGHT NOW! (1 Viewer)

[Zeelander]

Honestly, she's sitting here in reception dressed in camoflauge gear. It's an accountancy practice, not 'Nam Mumba.

 

[nEiLo]

Honestly, she's sitting here in reception dressed in camoflauge gear.

difficult to see then?

 

[Stereobaby]

here you go

 

[thad wrongcock]

tell her i said shes a dog

 

[tripoli]

Ask her about this months Hotpress and the line under her name that says

"gives good head girl", i'd love to get her take on that line me would.

 

[Stereobaby]

does she have an new album out or something or is it for that new flick she's in cause she's been in the star everyday for the last two weeks getting clamped or modelling or doing something or other.

Bring back Omero is what i say.

 

[nofriendo]

go on you deserve it!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

what kind of second name is mumba anyway? she just askin for trouble.

 

[Dwight]

difficult to see then?

is it a jungle accountancy practice?

 

[coast to coast]

i saw her in tower the other day with some massively tall bloke. or at least he seemed massively tall at the time. or at least i'm telling you he wsa massively tall, even though I can't quite remember.

 

[thad wrongcock]

that was me

 

[La La]

she peed in the stall next to me in a bathrom once and DIDNT WASH HER HANDS AFTER

 

[therealjohnny]

ask her to state her occupation- and listen to the grinding of the mental gears as she struggles to answer

 

[Zeelander]

Thanks for all your dumb suggestions guys. In the end I just asked her if she wanted a tea or coffee. She requested a still water.

 

[muffin]

a few months ago she was in the beaumont house with fuckin sisqo!!!apparently he is the shortest dude of all time...she went to my school and she was the fuckin snobbiest bitch..she played a fairy in the pantomime of the wizard of oz of i remember correctly..

 

[Dwight]

she peed in the stall next to me in a bathrom once and DIDNT WASH HER HANDS AFTER

She peed in the urinal next to me in Croke Park at the hurling one day.

 

[therealjohnny]

Thanks for all your dumb suggestions guys. In the end I just asked her if she wanted a tea or coffee. She requested a still water.

pfft tahtd be right! They love water those celebrities, they just love the way it slakes their thrst

cunts

 

[Bag'o'cans]

This is grazy!!!! Sisqo is in my office, i have to show him how to use dreamweaver after lunch, don't know why though, he's gonna be with customer suipport! Fiona is just going through the customer support documents with him at the moment.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

a few months ago she was in the beaumont house with fuckin sisqo!!!apparently he is the shortest dude of all time...she went to my school and she was the fuckin snobbiest bitch..she played a fairy in the pantomime of the wizard of oz of i remember correctly..

FUCK THAT SHIT!!! I PLAYED THE HANDSOME PRINCE IN 2nd CLASS.... RAKIN' IN THE LADIES... AND I PLAYED THE LEADER OF THE HARD ROCK KLINGONS IN OUR 5th YEAR VARIETY EXTRAVAGANZA... YOU DON'T SEE ME IN HOTPRESS AND IF YOU DO TELL ME WHO PUT ME THERE AND I'LL SHOOT 'EM IN THE SAMMY HAGAR/PAUL ROGERS....
WWWOOOOOOOOOOOO-HHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[Osama Van Halen]

She peed in the urinal next to me in Croke Park at the hurling one day.

ALL LADY CELEBS HAVE TO LEARN THE PINCH AND SQUIRT ........ IT'S NASTY.