Official Statement from the Organisers of Mór '03 & '04 (4 Viewers)

[Vinnie]

Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
All the world's waiting for you,
and the power you possess.

In your satin tights,
Fighting for your rights
And the old Red, White and Blue.

Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
Now the world is ready for you,
and the wonders you can do.

Make a hawk a dove,
Stop a war with love,
Make a liar tell the truth.

Wonder Woman,
Get us out from under, Wonder Woman.
All our hopes are pinned on you.
And the magic that you do.

Stop a bullet cold,
Make the Axis fall,
Change their minds, and change the world.

Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
You're a wonder, Wonder Woman.

 

[Vinnie]

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

 

[nEiLo]

Colt Seavers RULES

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

 

[Wheels]

THERE'S A VOICE,
THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME.
DOWN THE ROAD,
IS WHERE I'LL ALWAYS BE.
EVERY STOP I MAKE,
I'LL MAKE A NEW FRIEND.
CAN'T STAY FOR LONG, JUST TURN AROUND AND I'M GONE AGAIN.

MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANNA SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON

DOWN THIS ROAD, THAT NEVER SEEMS TO END,
WHERE NEW ADVENTURE, LIES JUST AROUND THE BEND

SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN ME FOR A WHILE,
JUST GRAB YOUR HAT, COME TRAVEL LIGHT,
THAT'S HOBO STYLE.

MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY HOME

SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN ME FOR A WHILE,
JUST GRAB YOUR HAT, COME TRAVEL LIGHT,
THAT'S HOBO STYLE.

MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON.

THERE'S A WORLD, THAT'S WAITING TO UNFOLD,
A BRAND NEW TALE, NO ONE HAS EVER TOLD,
WE'VE JOURNEY'D FAR BUT, YOU KNOW IT WON'T BE LONG,
WE'RE ALMOST THERE AND WE'VE PAID OUR FARE, WITH THE HOBO SONG.

MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL FIND WHAT I CALL HOME,
UNTIL TOMORROW, YOU KNOW I'M FREE TO ROAM.

 

[Latex lizzie]

Woof! Woof!

 

[Wavioli]

MOO

 

[Vinnie]

Fart

 

[Wavioli]

god what does that have to do with anything? fuck sake.

 

[Vinnie]

Sorry. I meant Moo.

 

[Wavioli]

Better, but lacking originality. Im beginning to think you're one of them 'castle' folk...

 

[Vinnie]

Alright. Here's a joke I made up yesterday to cheer up a friend.

Why did the scythe cross the road?
To get to the other scythe.

 

[Wavioli]

Alright. Here's a joke I made up yesterday to cheer up a friend.

Why did the scythe cross the road?
To get to the other scythe.

Buckaawk

 

[Corey]

Better, but lacking originality. Im beginning to think you're one of them 'castle' folk...

Pft. Way to get back to the point dexter. That Fall Guy song used to make me jump up and down when i was little.

 

[Wavioli]

Pft. Way to get back to the point dexter. That Fall Guy song used to make me jump up and down when i was little.

thats not an animal noise

 

[cassette/tape]

its funny how people can throw around accusations and crap like this when Rosey's involved.

fucking rosey.
the comedy!

please, someone say something else about integrity or something. he he heh....

 

[Donkey OJ]

Buckaawk

well spelt. in holland they go COOKLA-COOKLA FUCKING COOKLA!!

when you annoy them.

 

[Vinnie]

"Neither is that" said the Orangutang.

thats not an animal noise

 

[Corey]

thats not an animal noise

Fucking is so. Thats a seal farting on a rock down the bay after a nice snack.

 

[Wavioli]

A cat miaows, A Horse neighs, a bird chirps, a human... barks

 

[Pantone247]

its funny how people can throw around accusations and crap like this when Rosey's involved.

fucking rosey.
the comedy!

thats terrible, if this Rosey girl wants to get up and sing some of her songs, well fair play to her... me thinks as a girl c/t you should try be more supportive...