Not so sexy fetishes (3 Viewers)

[RSJ]

How did i only see this thread now! About four years ago me and a buddy were going to move to canada and start importing Japanese festish porn under the banner of JAPANASTY. We got a list of all the different types - there's fuckin millions of them. Go on the jappers!

 

[magicbastarder]

i always reckoned a porn movie starring the olsen twins and hanson would have been a big seller.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

i always reckoned a porn movie starring the olsen twins and hanson would have been a big seller.

that would do nothin for me

 

[wageslave]

How did i only see this thread now! About four years ago me and a buddy were going to move to canada and start importing Japanese festish porn under the banner of JAPANASTY. We got a list of all the different types - there's fuckin millions of them. Go on the jappers!

Why would you move to Canada and then import porn? Do you reckon the Irish just don't have the appitite for that shit?... and why is there so much of that stuff coming out of Japan?

 

[Diddles]

... and why is there so much of that stuff coming out of Japan?

Because they are a cruel and unusual people.

 

[jane]

Guyse, page 7 of this thread and not a single mention of Aine from Sligo?

She's 29, you know.

 

[magicbastarder]

that probably counts as geriatric porn these days.

 

[RSJ]

Why would you move to Canada and then import porn? Do you reckon the Irish just don't have the appitite for that shit?... and why is there so much of that stuff coming out of Japan?

Bigger market, more likely to check out the good stuff and less likely to thing they were wrong in god's eyes and get over it by beating up people outside supermacs.

 

[therealjohnny]

She's 29, you know.

like fun she is

 

[egg_]

nobody is going to admit they are into something weird here

One of my favourite quotes:
"Everyone seems normal until you know what they think of when they jerk off"

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

dolphins can pick things up with their mickeys!! fuckin hell!

 

[therealjohnny]

So can we, clap, warts, Cooties...

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Apparently, it can be done, but it's not easy. I couldn't manage to do much more than skim the page with one eye closed, and when I got to the bit about male dolphins having prehensile penises, I could no longer tell if it was funny-scary or just scary-scary.

and likewise whats the deal with avoiding anal penetration by said dolphin? do they have hungry mickeys?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

and likewise whats the deal with avoiding anal penetration by said dolphin? do they have hungry mickeys?

i think you can safely go ahead with it:

Unlike when this database was first published, these days there are a wide range of sites offering information about dolphins. Some of the sexual mysteries are published and, without any contradicting evidence, accepted as fact. Unlike most of the other data on this page, this document is not as yet backed up by hard fact. But common sense should prevail. It rather frustrates me to see such things repeated as fact when simply thinking about it for a moment would show that it is clearly not.
The first very common belief is that the male dolphin has a prehensile penis. This doesn't stand up to investigation. There are no structures within the penis itself that would support such a belief. However, the urogential slit is very muscular, and a male dolphin can manipulate his penis from the base, allowing him to use it to pick up objects and the like. It's easy to see where the misconception arises, but this does not constitute prehensile (which would be like a monkey's tail).
The second belief that's making it's rounds is that the force of a male dolphin's ejaculation would be physically dangerous to a human. I'm not advocating trying it for yourself, but the very same document quotes, as it's reason, that a male dolphin can ejaculate up to 14 feet. An impressive figure, and very likely as even humans can reach 5-6 feet. To compare the pressure required, however, consider a super soaker water gun - which can shoot 20-50 feet. The pressure of the water coming from this toy is certainly higher, and yet poses no danger to children, let alone adults. It's safe to reason that the pressure alone would be no more dangerous from a dolphin.

http://www.harmlesslion.com/dolphins/r_faq.htm

 

[JohnnyRaz]

i think you can safely go ahead with it:



http://www.harmlesslion.com/dolphins/r_faq.htm

grand, thats the weekend sorted. Do they have dolphins in seaworld in bray or will I have to make do with a mata ray or something....

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

anyone have leather bedsheets? what are they like?

 

[wageslave]

Another addition to this thread, again from Tokyo: Injured women.

For some not-so-clear-to-me-anyway reason people are getting into Kegadoru ("injured idol") which is the practice of wrapping your head and body in bandages as though you were badly injured.

hmmm...

Here's the original post in boing boing. This is a story from Mancini Daily News. And finally this is a link to the stry in Weird Asia News.

Anyone able to speculate why so much of this strange shit comes from Japan? Check this fashion trend: The Mountain Hag look.

 

[Sufi]

Another addition to this thread, again from Tokyo: Injured women.

I knew a guy who's favourite porn site was called somthing like girls with casts. Essentially girls with broken legs and arms. It was really strange. Most of the pictures were just normal girls in normal clothes showing off their broken arms..

 

[frona]

Another addition to this thread, again from Tokyo: Injured women.

For some not-so-clear-to-me-anyway reason people are getting into Kegadoru ("injured idol") which is the practice of wrapping your head and body in bandages as though you were badly injured.

hmmm...

Here's the original post in boing boing. This is a story from Mancini Daily News. And finally this is a link to the stry in Weird Asia News.

Anyone able to speculate why so much of this strange shit comes from Japan? Check this fashion trend: The Mountain Hag look.

That look there is called ganguro (black face) and has nothing to do with mountain hags. It's just representing a really stylised version of an overly made-up, western girl with a tan.

And as for the bandages thing, that's no different from when half the girls in school fancied the likes of anorexic Richie, suicidal Kurt and messed-up eye Thom. And also that fetish I heard of recently of women who go wild for men with colds/the sniffles.

 

[wageslave]

And also that fetish I heard of recently of women who go wild for men with colds/the sniffles.

What? Where? Man, i'm throwing whiskey and all kinds of vitamins into me to try to stave off this wretched shit - find me some of these ladies and I'll happily abandon all attempts to resist snotting all over the place.