Not so sexy fetishes (1 Viewer)

[jane]

That one where adults get off on being dressed up as and acting like babies is fairly revolting. They're not hurting anyone though I suppose.

Oh lord, that's icky because just a while ago, for some reason, infantilism came into my head. Someone mentioned on another thread that Robocop was into baby food, but I didn't ask for details because I wanted it to be true. It made me realise that maybe when I come across someone who is a total knob, I should just assume that they go home and sit in a giant high chair with a giant baby bonnet and get fed mashed peas with a rubber-coated spoon.

AAAGH! Maybe not.

http://www.liljennie.com/

(Sortakinda NSFW, although there's nothing on the first page. I didn't click anything because it icked me out.)

 

[Diddles]

I found this one on Boing boing again:

Fetish DVDs for men who like women who crush model train sets

Reminded me of this

 

[Lili Marlene]

Reminded me of this

but that's kinda sexy, the other thing isn't

 

[classic seanc]

pfft, not to scale

 

[jane]

I've just discovered LilJennie's stories.

http://www.liljennie.com/stories.php

Infantilist fanfic. Please someone else read these. Don't let me be left as the only one who's seen them. Then hold me. No, wait, don't. Ohgod.

 

[Lili Marlene]

i'll read it if you read the dolphin sex page

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

 

[jane]

i'll read it if you read the dolphin sex page

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

If it's the one I'm thinking of, I've seen it before. Is it the one that warns you never to allow a male dolphin to anally penetrate you?

EDIT: Yep, that'd be the one. I'm so glad I know how to tell if a dolphin wants to have sex with me. It's like last time, at first I thought he just wanted to be friends and then I noticed there was something wrapped around my ankle and then I was like, "Uh, Can we just be friends? i've seen the internet."

 

[Lili Marlene]

eh..... I don't know how many dolphin sex pages there are but I would imagine they all warn you.

but yeah it seems to be

 

[jane]

eh..... I don't know how many dolphin sex pages there are but I would imagine they all warn you.

but yeah it seems to be

Oh god:

I do not expect to have sex with the dolphins every time I visit them; I am not that sort of person.

Is there any way to take that website out of my brain?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Oh god:

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Is there any way to take that website out of my brain?

that smiley face in the browser makes it so much more disturbing


as for your link

I love Mama and Papa Bear, and they love me. The world of the Bears is isolated, but their magic is powerful, and they have commerce with certain other animal-folk. I am sure I will enjoy my new life in it.

wtf? Was it put through babelfish or something? Also, very strange, I don't see how someone could get off on the no sex

 

[jane]

that smiley face in the browser makes it so much more disturbing


as for your link



wtf? Was it put through babelfish or something?

All I know is that 'The Burglar' is amazing, and then 'North Star' did me in, the bit where the newly shapeshifted toddler bear does a giant poo.

I want that site out of my brain, too.

 

[Lili Marlene]

ugh, I wonder what the internet 2.0 versions of those sites are like?

Vampirefreaks.com but less hilarious probably

 

[Catwoman]

Apparently, along with torture-murder and daughter-rape, Fred West had a fetish for tools (spanners, hammers and what have you) and holes in the road. Rose would say 'Fred, there's a dirty great hole in the road' and Fred would get the horn. Weird!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

If it's the one I'm thinking of, I've seen it before. Is it the one that warns you never to allow a male dolphin to anally penetrate you?

EDIT: Yep, that'd be the one. I'm so glad I know how to tell if a dolphin wants to have sex with me. It's like last time, at first I thought he just wanted to be friends and then I noticed there was something wrapped around my ankle and then I was like, "Uh, Can we just be friends? i've seen the internet."

but whats the deal with penetrating a dolphin? i cant be bothered reading that site just tell me

Apparently, along with torture-murder and daughter-rape, Fred West had a fetish for tools (spanners, hammers and what have you) and holes in the road. Rose would say 'Fred, there's a dirty great hole in the road' and Fred would get the horn. Weird!

i wonder did he interfere with the holes

 

[jane]

but whats the deal with penetrating a dolphin? i cant be bothered reading that site just tell me

Apparently, it can be done, but it's not easy. I couldn't manage to do much more than skim the page with one eye closed, and when I got to the bit about male dolphins having prehensile penises, I could no longer tell if it was funny-scary or just scary-scary.

 

[Catwoman]

i wonder did he interfere with the holes

Well he 'interfered' with animals, his mum, his sister and his daughters so, yeah, probably.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

would yez rim anyone?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

would yez rim anyone?

oh trust you to lower the tone

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

oh trust you to lower the tone

would you do a rainbow kiss?

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

what's the likleyhood of anyone owning up to stuff? nobody is going to admit they are into something weird here