mystery bruises (1 Viewer)

[La La]

honestly where the fuck do they come from? y'know the way you wake up some mornings with a few bruises and you have no idea where they came from? you're pretty sure you didnt bump into anything or fall over and yet there they are, going purple.

i have three mystery bruises on my legs right now

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Perhaps something to do with drinking gallons of wine?

 

[La La]

Perhaps something to do with drinking gallons of wine?

haha. no, definitely not. im steady on my feet! another chick i work with found a mystery bruise last week too. they're weird.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Sorry for implying that you were a pisshead. I've just always wanted to stage an intervention over the internet.

 

[La La]

Sorry for implying that you were a pisshead. I've just always wanted to stage an intervention over the internet.

ha. in that case you're a few days too late and i can guarantee it wont be happening again.

ever had a weird bruise that you dont know how you sustained?

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Yes, but I'm pretty certain that my friends beat me while I'm asleep. That could be what's happening to you too!

 

[plug]

Perhaps something to do with drinking gallons of wine?

a UDI (unidentified drinking injury)?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

leprosy?

 

[Lord Damian]

i get 'em all the time. i chalk it up to memory loss.

 

[egg_]

i have three mystery bruises on my legs right now

A witch hit you with her broomstick while you slept
It's common enough

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

check under your matress(es) for a pea.

 

[dowel]

Ah yeah, girls are more prone to bruises especially I think around the merry time of the month, low iron.
I get this all the time too, post Electric Picnic was disastrous.

 

[dunderhead]

make sure iron doesn't get you.

 

[Space]

You probably banged your leg off someting then forgot about and the bruises appeared a few days later.

 

[Wheels]

I know all about this. I can usually account for most of the situations through retracing my drunken steps, but I bruise at the mere suggestion of physical contact anyway. Anyone that saw me in the days after my 29 bumps birthday treat will testify to that. Absolute whoppers. Think I have that low iron in the blood count thing too.

Chicks dig scars, but bruises are for losers.

 

[ernesto]

hope you're not bleeding to death internally

 

[The Schnapper]

make sure iron doesn't get you.

He'd give ye an awwwwwful brainin

 

[jillface]

bruises constantly appear all over me. i look like a shorter, more female, mr blobby.
ms. blobby even.
but i gave up trying to figure them out a long time ago.
i put it down to booze and me being a bit clumsy.

 

[The Schnapper]

I have a bruise on my brain this morning

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Partner inflicted snoozy-bruise?