jane
Well-Known Member
My friend and I came up with a new idea for a restaurant. It's called either Babybirds or Babyblurds. Read below and see if you want to join our street team. Note especially that we will become very rich off this idea.
Tired of 'nouvelle cuisine'? Tired of the tedious lifting of fork to the mouth? Love Nature? Especially wanting to be birds? At Babybirds/Babyblurds, you will enjoy treetop-inspired ambience where our monkey butlers, wearing the latest in monkey tuxedos, will gently coax you into one of our sixteen specially-commissioned nests, made by a lot of famous artists (except for Tracy Emin because she's a big whinger). Divest yourself of the pressures of making decisions as our chef prepares a special tasting menu, designed especially for each diner's nutritional requirements, and sit back and relax as the monkey in the tuxedo, like a loving mother bird, carefully chews and swallows your food, brings it up again and spits it directly into your mouth.
Investors and celebrity endorsements also welcome. This plan is utterly foolproof, and absolutely nothing at all can go wrong. Your money and families are safe with us.
Tired of 'nouvelle cuisine'? Tired of the tedious lifting of fork to the mouth? Love Nature? Especially wanting to be birds? At Babybirds/Babyblurds, you will enjoy treetop-inspired ambience where our monkey butlers, wearing the latest in monkey tuxedos, will gently coax you into one of our sixteen specially-commissioned nests, made by a lot of famous artists (except for Tracy Emin because she's a big whinger). Divest yourself of the pressures of making decisions as our chef prepares a special tasting menu, designed especially for each diner's nutritional requirements, and sit back and relax as the monkey in the tuxedo, like a loving mother bird, carefully chews and swallows your food, brings it up again and spits it directly into your mouth.
Investors and celebrity endorsements also welcome. This plan is utterly foolproof, and absolutely nothing at all can go wrong. Your money and families are safe with us.