My 6am revelation (2 Viewers)

[krystal]

Fucking seagulls woke me up AGAIN this morning and in a flash of insight I realised what they remind me of - truly seagulls are the Spanish students of the bird world. These little bastards fly around cawing at the TOP OF THEIR FUCKING VOICES annoying the shite out of me.

 

[pete]

racist

 

[theweeyin]

Get a bb gun.

 

[pete]

Get a bb gun.

for the seagulls or the spanish students?

 

[krystal]

racist

I knew some dogooder would say this - what's racist about it? Do spanish students not talk very loudly at the tops of their voices??

 

[theweeyin]

for the seagulls or the spanish students?

Whichever takes your fancy.

 

[pete]

I knew some dogooder would say this - what's racist about it? Do spanish students not talk very loudly at the tops of their voices??

i meant for singling out the seagulls

 

[krystal]

yeah yeah yeah. seagulls are next to pigeons in the pest stakes.

 

[pete]

yeah yeah yeah. seagulls are next to pigeons in the pest stakes.

your casual avianism sickens me to my very core

 

[Buzzo]

The foreign exchange students tend to hang around in unfeasibly large groups. Like seagulls. I'd say all large groups of young students talk really loud at the top of their voices.

Have you tried roaring back at the seagulls? It sounds quiet hellish, your morning wake up call.

 

[Yurn!]

Get a bb gun.

Maybe a BBLB gun too?

 

[pete]

so - like seagulls - when you see a large group of JF students inland does it mean it's going to rain?

 

[theweeyin]

Maybe a BBLB gun too?

Soon to be silenced for another year...

 

[krystal]

exactly, this is why they remind me of spanish students, millins of them flyin' about, roaring to each other in loud seagullese, etc.

The foreign exchange students tend to hang around in unfeasibly large groups. Like seagulls. I'd say all large groups of young students talk really loud at the top of their voices.

Have you tried roaring back at the seagulls? It sounds quiet hellish, your morning wake up call.

 

[krystal]

your casual avianism sickens me to my very core

I like owls.

 

[pete]

I like owls.

"oh i'm not an avianist - one of my best friends is an owl"

that's no excuse, harry potter

 

[Beanstalk]

yeah yeah yeah. seagulls are next to pigeons in the pest stakes.

pigeons = skyrats

 

[Hector Grey]

earplugs kirstie. works for me. here on the northside is feirce loud altogether. i'm a sensitive boy.

 

[krystal]

I hate earplugs, I hate the way you can hear your own blood pumping, yurgh.

 

[Yurn!]

I hate earplugs, I hate the way you can hear your own blood pumping, yurgh.

Fucking exactly. I hate hearing the dull rhythm of my own gay-ass breathing too.