musicky jokes (1 Viewer)

[Lolo]

What do you call a bunch of pink knitted hardcore rappers who live on a small planet producing their own line of clothing?

The Wu Tang Clangers.

 

[Froog]

sweet jesus, someone lock this thread.

 

[karljacuncha]

hrm. yes.

maybe the thread can be saved with the best musicy joke ever:

"four beats go into a bar...

 

[Froog]

hrm. yes.

maybe the thread can be saved with the best musicy joke ever:

"four beats go into a bar...

barman: sorry, it's closing time.

 

[magicbastarder]

old but good:
why did the monkey get lost?
because the JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!

 

[corksongs]

i'm hiring a former member of destiny's child to entertain at my little cousin's birthday party

that's right i've hired a BEYONCE CASTLE

boom, boom

 

[pete]

Short version:

So this guy dies, and when he reaches the pearly gates and gets his angel wings etc. he begs St Peter to be allowed 1 more night on earth to see his old pal Sam Plank, the nightclub owner.

St Peter agrees, so yer man gets to visit Sam in his club for one last time. And gets locked.

He returns to heaven the next day, and St Peter flips out.

"HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN SOMETHING??" yells St Peter

"Ahh shit," says the badly hungover guy, "I left my harp in Sam Plank's disco!"


Long version: you'll have to ask me da.

 

[Froog]

Short version:

So this guy dies, and when he reaches the pearly gates and gets his angel wings etc. he begs St Peter to be allowed 1 more night on earth to see his old pal Sam Plank, the nightclub owner.

St Peter agrees, so yer man gets to visit Sam in his club for one last time. And gets locked.

He returns to heaven the next day, and St Peter flips out.

"HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN SOMETHING??" yells St Peter

"Ahh shit," says the badly hungover guy, "I left my harp in Sam Plank's disco!"


Long version: you'll have to ask me da.

 

[corksongs]

hey there joke fans
I'm working on my second jokebook (well to fair, it's more a fanzine style thing with high production values). I compile loads of ones I like and sell it at break even prices (made 200 of my first book, and made about 20/25 euro profit)

i'd love to include some jokes from here on it, do people mind if I use their jokes?

 

[GO]

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[Milker]

Dave Couse lookin sharp

 

[therealjohnny]

Short version:

So this guy dies, and when he reaches the pearly gates and gets his angel wings etc. he begs St Peter to be allowed 1 more night on earth to see his old pal Sam Plank, the nightclub owner.

St Peter agrees, so yer man gets to visit Sam in his club for one last time. And gets locked.

He returns to heaven the next day, and St Peter flips out.

"HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN SOMETHING??" yells St Peter

"Ahh shit," says the badly hungover guy, "I left my harp in Sam Plank's disco!"


Long version: you'll have to ask me da.

peeeee-yew

 

[Froog]

drummer - person who hangs out with musicians.

 

[old]

...Supertramp...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kavanelli again.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Old but gold:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To make an album with The Chieftans.

 

[Franco]

What's the definition of endless love?





Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

 

[Franco]

What's the first sign of madness?





Suggs walking up your driveway.

 

[ann post]

Why did Bono fall off the stage?
Because he was standing too close to the edge.

 

[quackster]

Why did Adam Clayton fall off the stage?
Because he tripped over the Edge.

Why did Larry Mullen Jr fall off the stage?
Because he didn't realise where the Edge was.

Why is Dave 'Edge' Evans bald? Because his hair fell off the Edge.

corksongs, that should pad out yer book if you use a big font

 

[actwithoutwords]

Did you hear about the guy who dropped a can of beer from a balcony during a concert onto one of the members of Eels? He's going to be prosecuted apparently.

Felony?

No, on the bassist actually.




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