More crazy nazi adventures.. (1 Viewer)

[Cormcolash]

Hey, I'm a police officer.

 

[demonica]

Alas, no. Being the pacifist type, and being on a bit of a "no violence at hardcore shows" buzz after interviewing the band, i did nothing more than give him a bollocking, though the band were so loud, i'd say he caught none of it. Ah if only i could turn back time...

i've never seen any violence at any hardcore "show" ever, therefore there is not enough violence at hardcore shows so you should have battered him!

 

[ci]

Hey, I'm a police officer.

Do him for impersonating a police officer. Not literally though. He mightn't like that.

 

[spuded]

I fucking hate Bruxelles.

gurrr thats it no more slagging of the bruxelles, its not the best but as rob said to me a while ago wherelse will ya go in dublin and be sure to hear 'holy diver' by DIO, but yeh perhaps i gotta bring a bagful of laxatives with me when i gets back to ireland and play 'make the nazi sap shit themselves', it can be a competition of sorts, first to get five pants filled with shit gets a free pint.|..|

 

[demonica]

gurrr thats it no more slagging of the bruxelles, its not the best but as rob said to me a while ago wherelse will ya go in dublin and be sure to hear 'holy diver' by DIO

in your house ..... if your house is in dublin

 

[avernus]

gurrr thats it no more slagging of the bruxelles, its not the best but as rob said to me a while ago wherelse will ya go in dublin and be sure to hear 'holy diver' by DIO

buy a few cans and listen to it at home. I'd much prefer to stay inside than brush up against sweatwads that probably masturbated in the toilets moments before. seriously, theres way too many motherfucking pricks at that place. also, theres literally no point in having a conversation there cos the pricks play the music so loud it doesnt matter if its good or not. at some point I think I might just go in there with a fireproof suit and burn the place out. and because I'm a cop, I can say everyone was resisting arrest. case closed.

 

[demonica]

buy a few cans and listen to it at home. I'd much prefer to stay inside than brush up against sweatwads that probably masturbated in the toilets moments before. seriously, theres way too many motherfucking pricks at that place. also, theres literally no point in having a conversation there cos the pricks play the music so loud it doesnt matter if its good or not. at some point I think I might just go in there with a fireproof suit and burn the place out. and because I'm a cop, I can say everyone was resisting arrest. case closed.

that's what i meant to say, except for the bit about being a cop

 

[Cormcolash]

buy a few cans and listen to it at home. I'd much prefer to stay inside than brush up against sweatwads that probably masturbated in the toilets moments before. seriously, theres way too many motherfucking pricks at that place. also, theres literally no point in having a conversation there cos the pricks play the music so loud it doesnt matter if its good or not. at some point I think I might just go in there with a fireproof suit and burn the place out. and because I'm a cop, I can say everyone was resisting arrest. case closed.

Or you could just say

"I'm de pardy pooper"

 

[avernus]

Or you could just say

"I'm de pardy pooper"

 

[demonica]

that's right

 

[avernus]

I think it'd probably go down something like this:

 

[demonica]

well, i can't see nothin', does that mean i win or do i have to show you a picture of pure evil?! here it comes ........... !ninjaaaa

 

[avernus]

well, i can't see nothin', does that mean i win or do i have to show you a picture of pure evil?! here it comes ........... !ninjaaaa

I can see it...and I guess thats what counts.

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/Corinthinan-dark.gif

 

[demonica]

you're a bleedin mickey

like this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v700/beggorahbilly/mickeydisgusting.jpg

 

[avernus]

oh for fuck sake!!! MODERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MODERATOR!!!!!!

 

[jimmythefizz]

christ. he needs help for doing that and whoever posted it needs shooting.

 

[the strange guy]

Stop. This shit gave me nightmares a few months ago.

 

[oh shit]

why have you never seen a man cut his dick off before jesus christ you should come up to belfast sometime.

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah, I am constantly cutting mine off and sewing it back on, I'm so fuckin mad that I don't even need anaesthetics when doing it. Sometimes it gets bitten off too.

 

[oh shit]

mine gets sucked off.

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