Minor Pleasures (4 Viewers)

[Jill Hives]

So, is the farmer getting free work from you?

I get to learn. A free place to stay in the country. Get to pet cows and play with a dog. Wear welliess. Get free veg from the garden and home cooked meals.
I think I win here.

 

[washingcattle]

Sounds class.

Apparently cows like to be hugged.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine

 

[washingcattle]

Also I just realised I really like name calling. Especially retro names.

 

[ernesto]

My Lady has always said she has the eyes of a cow which I think is incredibly cute, on her and on cows, she hates this. But then all women hate themselves so there's just no pleasing them.

If you want to refine your compliment go for eyes of a deer next time Here's one aparently being held by a hunger striker

It won't help because the woman in question will inevitably find some way of taking that compliment and twisting it into an insult. Like this

"Oh a deer is it, like bambi or something is it ? what so I'm pathetic and helpless am I ? Or is it because I apparently walked "funny" in heels that time, I told you it was the fucking cobble stones. I did not look like Bambi on ice you insensitive bastard"

pretty spot on.

 

[Jill Hives]

Sounds class.

Apparently cows like to be hugged.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine

Wow. I need a hug machine.
Someone get me one for Christmas.

 

[Psycho Punk]

Also I just realised I really like name calling. Especially retro names.

As they used to say in Cork: Hey langer - yer a spa.

 

[Psycho Punk]

I get to learn. A free place to stay in the country. Get to pet cows and play with a dog. Wear welliess. Get free veg from the garden and home cooked meals.
I think I win here.

They're lulling you into a sense of false security. They will sell you to the white slave trade.

 

[GO]

Tucking into the last of Daisys Hallyween trick or treat bounty.

 

[Jill Hives]

I have heat.
Plus my toilet flushing yoke will be fixed.
Dude took the part and will drop by sometime this week with a new one. It's only been broken for about a year and a half.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

A latte with actual foam.

 

[jonah]

My Lady has always said she has the eyes of a cow which I think is incredibly cute, on her and on cows, she hates this. But then all women hate themselves so there's just no pleasing them.

Cow eyes are definitely a good thing! I'm jealous, I have the eyes of a racially-confused snake.

 

[jonah]

Tucking into the last of Daisys Hallyween trick or treat bounty.

HOW has Diasy managed to keep Hallyween candy this long?

 

[GO]

HOW has Diasy managed to keep Hallyween candy this long?

She had THREE supermarket bags full of it!Thats how!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

She had THREE supermarket bags full of it!Thats how!

Jaysis

Has the fruit spoiled?

 

[GO]

Jaysis

Has the fruit spoiled?

The fruit got binned straight off the bat..and the givers of said fruit were robustly denounced as party poopers of the highest order.

I was genuinely impressed by the amount of mini crunchies and packs of chickatees she had.Two of my faves.

Anyhoo..its a working class area..and as we all know working class folk are terrifically generous...and halloween is a big oppo to be solid.

 

[jonah]

The fruit got binned straight off the bat..and the givers of said fruit were robustly denounced as party poopers of the highest order.

I was genuinely impressed by the amount of mini crunchies and packs of chickatees she had.Two of my faves.

Anyhoo..its a working class area..and as we all know working class folk are terrifically generous...and halloween is a big oppo to be solid.

yes.

 

[Jill Hives]

I just bought a real christmas tree. It smells nice.
Needs more lights and less bows, methinks.

 

[rettucs]

I just bought a real christmas tree. It smells nice.
Needs more lights and less bows, methinks.

is it in that picture somewhere? hang on, will look again

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

is it in that picture somewhere? hang on, will look again

What a cuntish thing to say.

 

[rettucs]

ha ha