Michael Jackson (1 Viewer)

[clive]

Sometimes I don't even like Michael Jackson, but anyway, he's not Hitler. People have been telling me that he was wandering around dun laoighre the other day. Has anyone got the scoop on this ? Where is he staying ?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

The Royal Marine hotel.

 

[dunderhead]

for all of my worst sins i saw on the afternoon show the other day that he was in a book shop in DL and bought a book of beatles lyrics. Naturally that lead on to him selling the rights to beatles songs he owns cos he's so broke blah blah blah

 

[La La]

I hear he was kipping on a bench within the grounds of CBC Monkstown, tightly clutching a bag of day-old Maltesers

 

[george mcfly]

i saw him in The Graduate last night..in the lounge

 

[Ciansy]

Nah, that's just a friend of mine who's moved up to Dun Laoghaire to go to the college there. Speaking of which, anyone know what it's like?

 

[ernesto]

Nah, that's just a friend of mine who's moved up to Dun Laoghaire to go to the college there. Speaking of which, anyone know what it's like?

goin to college is sweet dude.

 

[Goff]

Sometimes I don't even like Michael Jackson, but anyway, he's not Hitler. People have been telling me that he was wandering around dun laoighre the other day. Has anyone got the scoop on this ? Where is he staying ?

Hitler only had kids shot; he didn’t actually ride them.

Nor did Michael Jackson, allegedly, but he did sleep with them.


Hitler was called Fuhrer, which means Leader.

Gary Glitter was called Leader.

Hitler had one ball.

Michael Jackson had a Glitter Ball.

Can’t ya see how it all adds up?!?!!

 

[Ciansy]

goin to college is sweet dude.

Fo'sho. I'm off myself tomorrow. .|..|

 

[george mcfly]

Nah, that's just a friend of mine who's moved up to Dun Laoghaire to go to the college there. Speaking of which, anyone know what it's like?

dun laoghaire is grand

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Nah, that's just a friend of mine who's moved up to Dun Laoghaire to go to the college there. Speaking of which, anyone know what it's like?

I live there, its a veritible po pourri of negative stereotypes.

Wanna meet up for a pint?

 

[Ciansy]

I live there, its a veritible po pourri of negative stereotypes.

Wanna meet up for a pint?

Sure, I'll pm you when I'm heading up there. It's kinda disturbing when an actual stereotype turns up. They're not as common as one might think.

 

[La La]

raise your hand if you ever moonwalked in front of a mirror.

 

[Ciansy]

raise your hand if you ever moonwalked in front of a mirror.

Here.

 

[Lili Marlene]

http://www.nme.com/news/michael-jackson/25168

Michael Jackson 'regular' tickets: 1329 euro.

bargain.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

back on topic - wacko jacko gravely ill

 

[japeo]

neil hamburger has some great michael jackson jokes...

Times are tough for Michael Jackson. Over at Neverland, he recently had to shut down the juvenile VD clinic.

Why did Michael Jackson turn down $10,000,000 to advertise for McDonalds?
Because he doesn't find obese children at all sexually appealing.

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his infant son over the balcony of his hotel room?
He was punishing him for refusing to finish his plate of sperm.

What do you call five fingers that are grasping a small boy's penis?
The Jackson Five.

 

[the strange guy]

No wonder you didn't make Number 1.

 

[GO]

Heard about Whacko on Gerry Ryan this morning.
Thumped is getting more like the Gerry Ryan show every day.

Be some laugh if Micky J. popped his moon boots for christmas.

 

[therealjohnny]

Allah will save him

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1088225/Michael-Jackson-Muslim-changes-Mikaeel.html