Metallica Sues Band Over Usage Of E, F Chords (3 Viewers)

[Super Dexta]

Is it true that the incredibly tall singer from RTF is actually a robot programmed on Freddy Cricien's DNA?

 

[Cormcolash]

Amusing

I think its incredible that you don't even need to say that much and the guy just makes a fool out of himself.

 

[stabmasterarson]

I think its incredible that you don't even need to say that much and the guy just makes a fool out of himself.

well i'll take bein' a fool over bein' an ignorant muppet anyday, fools can learn, the ignorant refuse to.

ANDY RTF

 

[eddiethreat]

Hey!

HEY! Thanks for hitting up the website, i need more international hits to the site, that looks good when im trying to get the damn cd played on stations in other countries. That songs the 'ballad' gotta have a ballad on yer cd, something to make ya look good to the ladies. Its all about getting pussy, and that specific song has gotten my dick sucked TWICE Girls like tough guys that have a sensitive side And since you posted the lyrics, then this isnt out and out spam, im informing interested consumers like yourself!

new 12 Song Viktim cd "As Love Turns Grey" now available on RedDyeRecords

Also looking for international distribution.

www.mp3.com/viktim
www.viktim.net

OHHHH
I WANNA HOLD YOU
OHHHHH
HOLD YOU
ONE, LAST TIME
AND, BE MINE
ONE LAST TIME
WONT YOU BE MINE?

I CANT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE
BEFORE THAT FIRST DAY, FIRST DAY YOU ENTERED MY LIFE
ITS LIKE I, DIDNT TRULY LIVE
UNITL THAT FIRST TIME, FIRST TIME THAT WE KISSED...."

 

[the strange guy]

that specific song has gotten my dick sucked TWICE

I can imagine it now...
It's the weekend. You're in South Jersey. Your band is playing. You were a little nervous at first, but after the second song you really started to get into it. You've just finished your third song and the crowd are cheering. You look at the crowd. It's mostly made up of hardcore punk guys with armfuls of bad tattoos and bloated faces. One guy's been going mental at the front, swinging closed-fisted punches at anyone who comes near him. He's really into you're tunes and you're pleased. You start to introduce the next song...
"...Thanks! This next song is a new one... It's a little different than our other stuff, but we think it rocks!" *the crowd cheers* "OK, this one's for the girls out there! *a single girl cheers* It's called ONE! LAST! CHANCE!"

Your band starts playing, and you start singing the song.
"OHHHH
I WANNA HOLD YOU
OHHHHH
HOLD YOU
ONE, LAST TIME
AND, BE MINE
ONE LAST TIME
WONT YOU BE MINE?

I CANT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE
BEFORE THAT FIRST DAY, FIRST DAY YOU ENTERED MY LIFE
ITS LIKE I, DIDNT TRULY LIVE
UNTIL THAT FIRST TIME, FIRST TIME THAT WE...." *smack*

The world turns black. You're on the ground. The band have stopped playing. You try to move your head and your face hurts. The guy you saw dancing earlier at the front is being held back by some of the crowd. His eyes are hard and staring straight at you. He's shouting, but you can't really hear anything. Suddenly, he breaks free and starts stomping on your chest. You can hear what he's saying now.
"FAGGOT! YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!"

The next morning, you wake up, groggy; someone's holding your hand and you hope it's your mother. You open your one good eye and make out the blurred images of your parents against a white background. You hear a voice coming from your right, and you turn your battered neck.

"Edward... Edward, are you awake? You're in the hospital. You were attacked last night. I'm afraid to say you're suffering from concussion and that four of your ribs have been irrepairably shattered" It's not a voice you recognise, and you assume that it's a doctor. Your mother sobs and your father makes some calming sounds, trying to soothe her. "I'm afraid we had to remove them. I'm sorry"

You're devastated. You can't believe something like this has happened. It's not fair. You should be able to sing whatever you want, you think to yourself. You can't believe someone would do this, just because they didn't like your lyrics. Then it dawns on you. Your body straightens, your mouth gapes and your eye flits. Panic fills you. You turn to your mother who still holds your hand and tell her-
"Man. I'm all about da fuckin pussy, but there ain't no chance a bro like me gonna get no sweet ass Jersey poontang wit dis damn cast. Whut I gonna do? By da time I get outta dis fuckin shit I prolly won't have my muthafuckin dick sucked in, like, 4 years. SHEEEEEEEEEET"

Painful months followed. Your band, Viktim, told you they kicked you out for not being able to turn up at practice, but it was really because your lyrics were for girls and the guy who beat you up sings like the guy from Hatebreed, plus he can rap. He's the new singer.

Now you've fully recovered, but you've got no friends. Alot of your time is spent at home on your dad's computer, conversing in forums and looking at porn. Just yesterday you were sitting at the computer holding some tissue in your hand, having a wank. In the throes of cyber-passion you drop the tissue and go to pick it up. You bend down and keep bending down. You've got the tissue back in your hand, and something very unsuspected in your mouth. 'My cock! But...OH! My ribs!' The seconds that followed can only be described as a sloppy, joyous, self-inflicted bout of oral abuse. You repeated this unnatural act on yourself again before coming on here to hint at the depravity that is performed on yourself by yourself, and everytime you do it in future, you'll smile with your cock in your mouth and hum to yourself your favourite song; the song that got you where you are today; the song that got you two blowjobs and counting...

 

[W.]

Andy.. please stop thinking that the "scene" is against you - maybe if you didnt take such a confrontational agressive attitude then this thread would never have descended into the farce it has become (altho it did begin in farce too).

If you're going to physically threaten ppl then you can fuck off and i'll just ban you now, feel free to continue arguing but in my opinion you dont need to. You also dont need to justify to anyone how "hardcore" you are - altho you tried.

Hardcore has nothing to do with being macho, sexist, homophobic or anything else that belongs to the mainstream society we rejected so long ago.

 

[Chunky D]

ROB,
my previous post towards you still stands, but don't EVER include yo' own quotes into mine, i know you did point it out & thanks but you should have editted that shit out, it ain't from my mouth so don;t include!! I'm a prick!!

ANDY RTF.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA,WORD UP HONEY,
Maybe you should lighten up,
by the way my names Rob Daly,
Simon and dave and karl(carl?) know me,
If you have a problem with me take it up to my face (preferably verbally as i am not an idiot and can use my word hole thing instead of my big heavy fists!)
but i'd like to point out that when ever anyone was slagging yo band of fo being macho i defended yis. This was not because of you, it was because of Simon (and to a lesser extent Dave and Karl) who always turn up to gigs to support the bands and i respect that and to be honest i don't remember seeing you out supporting the bands with them (i'm pretty sure i know what the other 2 members of the band look like) so ....
Seeya honey.
ROB
H.L.

 

[W.]

word.

 

[wierd sister]

As I thought was pretty apparent, the word "faggot" was a reference to eddiethreats usage of the term, itself a 'derogitry' reference to describe those on this board who took offense to homophobic statements and macho attitudes. The "arse-stabber-master" reference alluded to your ridiculous and violent sounding handle, you not being into "pc drama crap", I didn't think you'd get too offended by it. By the way, my name is Ian Bernard Aloysious Lynch, and my hobbies include playing music, drawing, reading, skateboarding and long walks on the beach. I don't have a fixed address at the moment, but if you want to give me a call, the number is 0872145449. What is your real name and where do you live? Do you have any nice hobbies? I'd be interested to hear from you as you sound like quite a nice, interesting bloke. I won't talk to you if you continue using that stupid american slang though.

 

[Chunky D]

I won't talk to you if you continue using that stupid american slang though.

yo biznitch they aint nothin wrong with american slang a hee hee!

 

[D0njo]

parp

well, i've never said it before but i'll say it again (now) = olly you're a fa... i mean genius

 

[eddiethreat]

the strange guy

Dude. you got a lot of time on your hand, thats an awful long post fantasizing about me there. How many times did you cum when you were writing that little speal. Also, im a 250 pound shaved head tattooed bar fighter from south jersey, so i dont think anyone will be beating my ass, lol, though everyone is welcome to try, lol, hardcore is all about violence, right?

 

[Phil]

Dude, totally.

 

[W.]

this has gone on way too long fuck this . .

first thread locked . . .

*sigh*

 

[Phil]

Fascist scum.

 

[W.]

..

I dont see any use in allowing ppl to just use this site to abuse each other if you want conflict for its own sake go to www.blast.ie

sorry if im being a "prick" im not forcing you to come here.