Meeting People (4 Viewers)

[Reets]

One of them has just sent another two emails. That's three in the space of two hours without me replying.
I know I'm a bitch, but just... no.

 

[Reets]

I ended things with someone before because their mouth freaked me out. I don't know what it was about it, but I just couldn't shake the idea that they might be able to unhinge it like a snake.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I'm in the "what the fuck is the point" stage. I'm talking to four people but I don't think I can be arsed meeting them.
One has to go no matter what. 36 year olds should know better than to use text speak.

That's probably the most fun one

 

[Reets]

I dont know about that, I've just realised that one of them is actually a couple.
I appear to have misjudged the situation ever so slightly.

 

[Reets]

For a second there I thought I'd written that to the text speak girl.
Fuck!!
This is why you shouldn't have lots of tabs open.

 

[ann post]

If any of them are Bi you can throw them to me.

 

[Reets]

I really dont know how I'd phrase that other than: "Hello misses lesbian type person. I'm not that in to you but I know a guy that is willing to bang you, so turn that frown upside down".
I guess you never know.

 

[ann post]

LOL

USER BANNED

 

[Reets]

My favourite so far was "Well im a teacher... Im 29 and very sexual!!"

1) For a Teacher that is very shoddy writing.
2) It sounds like a Cilla Black interview on Blind Date.
3) I like that she probably thought what order those things should go in, and that was her winning format.

 

[ann post]

Must do better.

 

[nooleen]

have you run into accidental tinder swipe cousin since the almost-snafu?

 

[Reets]

Yes and it was awkward.
She keeps poping there any time I rejoin, so I'm guessing I do on her page too.
Didn't help that my sister made sly jokes about it all night.

 

[Reets]

In other news, I think I just told my cousin that his boyfriend would have no trouble getting off with farmers when they come to visit.

 

[nooleen]

i don't know what to say to that

 

[Reets]

You can get it when something was written in a jokey voice, right?

I think it's time for me to step away from the internets.

 

[nooleen]

i'm sure they're used to your curious ways at this stage

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I had my eye on a couple of farmers recently but one after the other they went quiet

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Riding is for saps. Sitting at home alone and fretting is the new dating amongst the on trend set.

 

[Reets]

I had my eye on a couple of farmers recently but one after the other they went quiet

Did they die?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Eh bump