Meddling old git (1 Viewer)

[flashback]

The lesson here is "most people are dicks"

or cunts, if you prefer

Cunts is ok with me.
Someone drove into me on my bike on the way home, knocked me off the bike, and drove over the bike, wrecking the wheel.
And then said "they were in a rush due to a family problem" and then that I attacked them with my bike and cycled into them on purpose as they swerved into the petrol station.
Cops called. Everyone scouring over the car to make sure it was ok after driving into, and over me, and then I was told I was a liar, and to fuck off.

So... yeah, I will be going with cunts for the time being.

 

[billygannon]

Solicitor's letters? Creche?

What has Ireland come to?

 

[flashback]

Solicitor's letters? Creche?

What has Ireland come to?

Howaya bollix.

Did you see I got run over?
I'd like a bit of fucking sympathy if thats not too much to axe.

So, have you settled on a name yet?
I was thinking Marchpane.

 

[egg_]

Bad buzz Snaky. Pity you weren't there.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I can't believe Flashback drives his bike into other peoples cars, no respect.

 

[flashback]

The cunt was begging for a bit of bike on car action, in fairness.

In other news, Shimano Deore XT deep flange disk hubs are still deadly. As are Mavic SUP rims. I cant wair to drive those fuckers into... maybe a truck this time.

 

[Goodbye]

Bad buzz Snaky. Pity you weren't there.

Prolly a good thing what with the weeing

 

[egg_]

Prolly a good thing what with the weeing

I'm sure your kids would think you were deadly if they saw you bursting some oul lad who was shouting at their Ma

edit: I'm assuming "weeing" mean "wee one", but I could be wrong

 

[Goodbye]

heh I was referring to the "pissing in face" thing a couple of pages back