Mayday events. (1 Viewer)

[Blackenedflag]

Ha cool mines on May 1st.

Mines April 29th...Its like mid August is the fucking season.

 

[the strange guy]

Yup. This has to be the most ridiculous, narrow minded, ignorant and alienating series of stunts I've ever heard of.
Painting the footpaths red so that they resemble blood will definitely win sympathy; hopefully you'll be able to find a genuine Iraqi kid so you can fuck red paint over her too. I'll give you a hand so you can run into Top Oil and throw red paint over the people earning 9 euro an hour to sell skins and sweets behind the counter. Murdering Bastards.
The 'Polluter Pays' will take on new significance now that people will be charged for their waste by weight. You won!
I wish I thought of them all first, then no one would have considered it.

 

[Super Dexta]

You're 19?
19?
I feel so old. My 'oldest' moment was outside Isis talking to Andy who lives with Lyncher and ella. I told him that the last time I saw a band that amazing was at Tool in the SFX. He said he wished he went, but he wasn't allowed. It was in the middle of his Junior Cert. Fuck's sake.

you're only like 23 or something though? that's hardly old.... imagine being glyn!!!!

this guy i'm making out with is 26.... now he feels old.

 

[the strange guy]

Making out with? You watch The O.C. too?

 

[brianMy Remorse]

Making out with? You watch The O.C. too?

is that the new Dawsons Creek mixed with Smallville or some crap like that?
worth a watch or a wank?

 

[Super Dexta]

Making out with? You watch The O.C. too?

Totally. I say "dude" now as well. God bless America.

 

[kenn]

revolution and change, led by ego-maniac antivist jugglers. NOT LIKELY

 

[the strange guy]

The OC is brilliant. I haven't really watched TV in ages, but I just love that Mischa Barton bird. Even though she's only 17 and needs feeding. Alot of feeding.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

"The OC is brilliant. I haven't really watched TV in ages, but I just love that Mischa Barton bird. Even though she's only 17 and needs feeding. Alot of feeding."

theres nothing quite like fattening a girl up in preparation for the kill is there?!

 

[the strange guy]

Kill her? No. I just don't want her pelvic bones jutting out and bruising me while I'm, *ahem* 'making love' to her.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

Kill her? No. I just don't want her pelvic bones jutting out and bruising me while I'm, *ahem* 'making love' to her.

kill was used in the metaphorical sense, you know the way, how the hunt and chase of a girl is always more fun than actually getting with her!

Those pelvic bones are a curse alright and making love? is that what you call "surprise sex" these days?!

 

[the strange guy]

Do you mean pre-emptive sex?

 

[brianMy Remorse]

Do you mean pre-emptive sex?

pretty much! you know its just a bad bad joke, everyones heard, a mate of mine says it a lot, "its not rape, its surprise sex". now, surprising rachel stevens....

 

[the strange guy]

I'd surprise Rachel Stevens if she didn't look like my sister.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

she looks like your sister! and your sister is?!!

 

[the strange guy]

My mother and father's only daughter.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

nobody likes a smart ass.

 

[the strange guy]

I've no shortage of mates, buddy. It's great. I can be a cock all day and still have friends to burn.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

I've no shortage of mates, buddy. It's great. I can be a cock all day and still have friends to burn.

haha! of course you can if your sister looks like Rachel Stevens!
now i think i better go check out this Mischa Barton you've been praising.

 

[the strange guy]

Ya have to see her in action. The pout, the walk, that amazing back. Jaysus.