massage places? (1 Viewer)

[Goff]

mudshark?

have i got the right goff?

Er, no. That's Gough, as in a surname. For a moment, I thought you were talking about Led Zeppelin.

Then you might have been close.

man-on-man trumps girl-on-girl

NSFW!!!!

Not in my poker.

Do you work in a Creche or something? It's hardly shocking. Although, probably guaranteed to get you strange looks.

 

[oh shit]

i was being funny

 

[La La]

you sick fucks have sullied this thread. i guess i expected that though....

 

[Goff]

I get it now.

 

[Los Davos]

i was being funny

now THATS funny!

 

[Goff]

you sick fucks have sullied this thread. i guess i expected that though....

Sullied. That's a great word. Must use it more often. I'll try and use it in my next report.

 

[Los Davos]

me so sully

 

[Space]

I got someone to walk on my back a few weeks ago, it's great.

 

[oh shit]

i got someone to piss on me, you should give that a lash

 

[Los Davos]

i got someone to lash me t'other day, you should give it a whiz.

 

[Space]

i got someone to piss on me, you should give that a lash

I piss on myself regularly enough.

 

[oh shit]

great thread

 

[Los Davos]

piss threads? gnome sayin. like braids.

 

[shower another shower]

well that's service!!!

here, hows about a thumped massage exchange? like the freecycle.

edit: this is a terrible idea. thumped ain't burning man ffs.

 

[Los Davos]

i only heard about burning man recently, it was described to me as tron and bladerunner.

I'd love to go.

 

[Los Davos]

I piss on myself regularly enough.

ah but do you whip yurself chanting 'im lonely. im lonely' ?

 

[La La]

i only heard about burning man recently, it was described to me as tron and bladerunner.

I'd love to go.

it's fun. i went six years ago.

great place for an ego massage, actually

 

[Los Davos]

yay, back on topic.

 

[The Schnapper]

A traditional Thai massage is great for loosening the bones.

 

[Cara]

That Melt place is wondrous for massages, go there