Make love to me ricki! (1 Viewer)

[Pantone247]

ah yes back in the days when Pants was an old romantic

I'm damaged goods now, an emotional cripple incapable of love

that's what my mother says, she says I might as well just live with her cause no decent girl worth her sort would go out with a wretch like me...

whats that mother?

no I'm not on the internet

yes, yes I'm iorning your corsets then I'll run your bath

 

[herv]

hello my darlings.

after the christmas party i was trying to get rid of ro and lorcanzo (no offence guys) so i could take s.t. to isoldas and get her drunk.

it worked and all. much better than our first meeting at a creation party in devil's glen and i was too monged to realise she was chatting me up.

 

[Pantone247]

it worked and all. much better than our first meeting at a creation party in devil's glen and i was too monged to realise she was chatting me up.

do what I do just presume everyone is chatting you up all the time

it's totally great, if a little disconcerting at family gatherings and funerals


ah all this talk about love and drink, I want to take you all to the pub right now and get you utterlly arseholed drunk till all your collective standards drop, then, after kebabs for all, I shall try it on with you all one by one in the taxi on the way to our various homes.

 

[#10-7]

after the christmas party i was trying to get rid of ro and lorcanzo (no offence guys) so i could take s.t. to isoldas and get her drunk.
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we were trying to get rid of you.
isn't that right ro?

ro?

*sob*

 

[snakybus]

heh heh don't worry pantone, you'll find love on the Internet some day

and sure even if you don't you can always love yourself. It is the greatest love of all

makes your socks crunchy though

 

[treelo]

heh heh

especially if these lovers MET here

has this ever happened?

funny, but yes, kind of...

but none that wouldn't have met in the real world at some point anyway though.

it's all very normal when you let people explain themselves.

 

[Alan Remorse]

i dont think there's quite enough ricki love going on in this thread.

 

[xsteox]

i dont think there's quite enough ricki love going on in this thread.

she aint a patch on jesus& pals

 

[Pantone247]

heh heh don't worry pantone, you'll find love on the Internet some day

I'm SO done with internet love, that games for losers

I'm all about the CB radio love these days

- "uh this is big brown bear calling all you lonley hearts out there, feeling blue and looking for a cuddle, over"

- "uh big 10-4 big brown bear, cuddles and snuggles await you in the mens room at truck stop 14 on route 34, over"

- "uh rubber ducky here, anyone on the minesotta to dallas highway looking to hold hands and stare into each others eyes, over"

- "hi everyone! I'm pantone247, uh...any girls here?...uh...anyone here like pavement?...hello?.....hhhheeeellloooo?"