Major Complaints Thread (1 Viewer)

[washingcattle]

Leave her away and come out with the lads! She can join us after.

Can't, she doesn't want to go either, I'm her scape clause

 

[therealjohnny]

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[7 - No tomorrow]

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Was it the cats?

I bet it was the cats.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

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[7 - No tomorrow]

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[Cormcolash]

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[washingcattle]

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[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Chipped my front tooth eating a peach. FFS.

 

[nooleen]

brilliant
i have a knack for injuring myself on non-dangerous objects too

 

[Diddles]

Rubbed chili in my ear earlier! The pain was fucking incredible, spread into my face and under my eye! My ear is now full of milk

 

[washingcattle]

Rubbed chili in my ear earlier! The pain was fucking incredible, spread into my face and under my eye! My ear is now full of milk

next time marinade your ear in pesto for full italian falvour with little or no painful consequences.

For more gentle approach to human marinading buy my latest cook book "Make yourself delicious" the sequel to "Have you cock and eat it".

 

[Unknown Convict]

been growing (among other things) my first crop of celeriac since may, in my own bed at the community garden. watering, mulching, weeding, removing horizontal leaves, etc. assiduously. in the last 48 hours some non-member cunt decided it was time to start harvesting them. lost a third of the crop so far. livid...

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

been growing (among other things) my first crop of celeriac since may, in my own bed at the community garden. watering, mulching, weeding, removing horizontal leaves, etc. assiduously. in the last 48 hours some non-member cunt decided it was time to start harvesting them. lost a third of the crop so far. livid...

Jesus.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Savages. Poison the rest of the crop.

 

[ann post]

I lost all my spuds to the blight one year because i was on the road the weekend of the only blight warning that summer. Don't let it stop you. Nature can be just as much of a dickhead as humans can.

 

[Cormcolash]

been growing (among other things) my first crop of celeriac since may, in my own bed at the community garden. watering, mulching, weeding, removing horizontal leaves, etc. assiduously. in the last 48 hours some non-member cunt decided it was time to start harvesting them. lost a third of the crop so far. livid...

What's celeriac?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

What's celeriac?

A root veg that makes lovely mash.

 

[ann post]

What's celeriac?

Its what they put in a vegetarian bergerac.

 

[Unknown Convict]

What's celeriac?

like a turnip with a mild celery flavour. makes good puree, chips, piccalilli.

 

[Cormcolash]

Oh yeah, I actually knew that and forgot or thought it was celiac or something, haha

"Celeriac, also called turnip-rooted celery or knob celery"

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