Major Complaints Thread (2 Viewers)

[Anthony]

car damage, over 400 snots. juh hay zuz.

 

[therealjohnny]

fucks sakes

 

[Reets]

I wonder if there's a mechanics forum somewhere, and they're all talking about us.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Last night I was sitting on the couch when I suddenly passed out and apparently started making weird chewing motions with my mouth. When I came to, I felt completely out of it. Been to the doctor, no explanation beyond incredibly low blood pressure and a battery of neurological and cardio tests to look forward to.

The main thing is that your car is okay.

 

[therealjohnny]

None of us would be in this jam if Pete had listened


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It's all his fault, as usual

 

[ann post]

Was dead set for getting home at three. New intern is asking so many questions it already looks like 5.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Was dead set for getting home at three. New intern is asking so many questions it already looks like 5.

"Why are you posting about me on the internet?"

"What does 'demolish you in the leaba' mean?"

"Can you keep your hands where I can see them, please?"

 

[ann post]

"Why are you posting about me on the internet?"

"What does 'demolish you in the leaba' mean?"

she comes across a bit feral, in an attractive way.

 

[nooleen]

Last night I was sitting on the couch when I suddenly passed out and apparently started making weird chewing motions with my mouth. When I came to, I felt completely out of it. Been to the doctor, no explanation beyond incredibly low blood pressure and a battery of neurological and cardio tests to look forward to.

almost definitely a side effect of getting into arguments on the internet

 

[David Kronenbourg]

They’re always getting attractive young interns in my place, whipping the older married lads into a froth. Gas stuff.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

They’re always getting attractive young interns in my place, whipping the older married lads into a froth. Gas stuff.

We call them Career Starts here.
The men and women all look like they are from some daytime soap opera.
And they walk around in their gym gear, so you can generally tell that they are in peak physical condition.
I assume that they are all riding each other, or I would certainly hope so, for their sake.

 

[therealjohnny]

And they walk around in their gym gear, .

fucking tracker knackers

 

[ann post]

she's gone for a sandwhich. i'll get more work done in this ten minutes than i did in the last two hours.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

fucking tracker knackers

In fairness, they're usually on their way to or from the gym.

It's still spandex though.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

she's gone for a sandwhich. i'll get more work done in this ten minutes than i did in the last two hours.

She's gone to text her friend to ask why you haven't asked her out.

 

[therealjohnny]

Do they have one hand down the front cupping the goods?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Do they have one hand down the front cupping the goods?

Everywhere on their young, lithe young bodies is the goods.

 

[ann post]

She's gone to text her friend to ask why you haven't asked her out.

She just asked was I from belfast.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

She just asked was I from belfast.

That's flirting.

And anyway, essentially you are.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

She just asked was I from belfast.

That's flirting.

And anyway, essentially you are.

I’d be straight in there. I'm terrible for the old work romances