Lovely Girls (1 Viewer)

[eucrid eucrow]

I want this one win, Belfast representin'.

 

[treesurgeon]

She has a complete '2am in PJs Niteclub, Dunmore' look about her.

Do you really like it, do you think is wickid...
I'm lovin' it, lovin' it, lovin' it! I'm lovin' it like dis!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I want this one win, Belfast representin'.

is she ridin'?

 

[Stereobaby]

I want this one win, Belfast representin'.

she looks like a TV3 news pesenter

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Nobody can beat 2002

, she's even a convicted shoplifter:heart: :heart:

 

[Donkey OJ]

Nobody can beat 2002

, she's even a convicted shoplifter:heart: :heart:

but she talks like an italian pavey.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

but she talks like an italian pavey.

:heart: :heart: :heart:

 

[Napalm]

but she talks like an italian pavey.

And she is friends with all the Italian paveys in my work as well. And they are all hairy...

 

[Donkey OJ]

:heart: :heart: :heart:

have you ever made love in a mobile home?

horse it into me boss!

 

[Donkey OJ]

And she is friends with all the Italian paveys in my work as well. And they are all hairy...

napalm your jugs are delicious. really tasty.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

horse it into me boss!

"Don’t babby me mister!"

 

[evil bandit]

horse it into me boss!

A bloke that used to work with my mate in Dorans pulled some craic whore in town a few years back, when they finally got back to her place he decided to go down and "please" her to which she delivered the greatest line of all time, "listen hotshot enough of the fancy stuff just horse it into me.."

 

[frona]

craic whore! Genius!

 

[frona]

Did anyone hear yer one on the Last Word the other day trying the get the Rose of Tralee banned?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Did anyone hear yer one on the Last Word the other day trying the get the Rose of Tralee banned?

That was Zita.

 

[Donkey OJ]

you know the way there's the king of the knackers competition where topless man knackers bareknuckle fight to the death. what about a beauty/endurance contest for lady knackers. "rose from rathkeale" festival we'd call it. there'd be hiace van with trailer reversing competitions. garden tool selling competitions, laundry drying over a bonfire competitions, midwifery in portaloo competitions*, letters of the alphabet identifying competitions. sure jaysis the possibilities are endless. the pirize'd have to be +€100k. lady knackers dont get out of their bunk beds for anything less.

*(pullnig a tiny tears through a tennis racket in UV light with only half a tube of KY jelly at your disposal)

 

[evil bandit]

Baby carrying competitions, I swear to God those knackers can hold at least nine of those little inbred fucks at a time, balancing them skillfully under each arm, on their shoulders and the youngest one gets forced back up from whence it came..

Also a menacing pointing of cigarette competition coupled with added points for a "what you jaysus staring at" type comment.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

you know the way there's the king of the knackers competition where topless man knackers bareknuckle fight to the death.

i'm pretty sure they don't fight to the death
someone posted a link to a video here once...it was kind of a let down

 

[Donkey OJ]

i'm pretty sure they don't fight to the death
someone posted a link to a video here once...it was kind of a let down

if you take off your top and you lose you might as well be dead. knackers dont like to lose.

never let factual accuracy get in the way of a good time. you thought me everything i know andy.

 

[tripoli]

i'm pretty sure they don't fight to the death
someone posted a link to a video here once...it was kind of a let down

two members of the community actually came into one of our shops a few weeks ago, roled out a load of soggy fifties and bought a laptop and a camcorder, word on the street was that they were using it for the above mentioned videos!

p.s the laptop had a DVD burner!