Losing pens at work (1 Viewer)

[Beanstalk]

How hard is it to keep pens at work. Jesus.

Half of them just disappear into some black hole, and then the other half are robbed by my colleagues, when they're at my desk, under the illusion that they own them.

Rather than an akward Seinfeld moment I just grab another few from the cabinet, but someday...

 

[nlgbbbblth]

decorate them with ear wax. see how quickly they disappear then.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

decorate them with ear wax. see how quickly they disappear then.

or chew the fuck out of the ends of them, leaving them ever so slightly damp

 

[Wheels]

Sorry man, I just found your pen on my desk. Honestly, I have no idea how it happened.

 

[Squiggle]

In my last job my desk was right outside the bosses office and beside the meeting room... really bad location.

I tried chewing my pens, even that didn't work. In the end I just kept my pens in my drawer and resigned myself to the idea that the pens on my desk were for public use.

At one point I even considered tying them to my wrist... but that seemed a little extreme.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

what would jesus do?

 

[Wheels]

what would jesus do?

what would Jesus chew?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

when i used to work in the irish times, i used to empty this dude's staples out of his stapler every morning. One day he flipped when he came in and accused this bird of doing it - it caused quite the commotion. It was one of the greatest days of my life.

 

[Super Dexta]

i keep mine in the front pocket of my hoodie. no-one gets my pen.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

what would jesus do?

Jesus Saves.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

jesus, the son of a carpenter, would use a wooden pen

 

[therealjohnny]

heres a tip

get a little piece of paper and write your name on it and insert it into the biro like so..

 

[Jerry Twig]

I steal pens every day. What a bastard.

 

[Beanstalk]

heres a tip

get a little piece of paper and write your name on it and insert it into the biro like so..

I could do that, but I'd have it peeled off a minute later.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

If you suspect someone of stealing your pens,walk past them while scratching your asscrack with your pain proclaiming loudly how you can't satisfy the itch.

 

[therealjohnny]

I could do that, but I'd have it peeled off a minute later.

ahh but it's hermetically sealed within the transparent tubular superstructure of the pen, thus making peeling impossible

 

[Lord Damian]

Sorry, i read the thread title as "losing penis at work". now THAT would be a problem.

losing PENS? not so much.

 

[HMD]

what would jesus do?

He'd put it behind his ear

 

[therealjohnny]

He'd put it behind his ear

He could do a cool variation on the 'cigarette through the hand' trick

 

[Goff]

I use pencils.

No one robs them.