Locust fans read it and weep (3 Viewers)

[morgen-vox]

gentlemen, i am here to inform you that i am the poison thats been injected into the very veins of the thumped board. yes, thats right, I had to destroy the thing i loved, thr thing i built up with my own hands: the thumped message board.

My first target is slurms mackenzie, IF he's man enough to face me...

 

[snap-apple]

i'm weeping alright
but i'm no locust fan

 

[morgen-vox]

conor (21 Mar, 2002 09:23 a.m.):
i'm weeping alright
but i'm no locust fan

yeah, you're no heterosexual either...

 

[snap-apple]

morgen-vox shat:
yeah, you're no heterosexual either...

sorry if i didn't quite do it for you last night big boi...

 

[slurms_mckenzie]

first thing first, conor, tell yer ma that she'll be standing up on the bus home when i'm finished with her.
now listen up morgen (y'bitch) ......you bitch. if cax aren't settled soon i'll have to up the price of my acting fees thus making your film company insolvent and remember, without my superstar status you are nothing... NOTHING! by the way, tuck into that pasta sauce will'ye?

 

[snap-apple]

Locust fans suck

slurms_mckenzie barked:
first thing first, conor, tell yer ma that she'll be standing up on the bus home when i'm finished with her.

but slurms, my little sister, i've told you to leave our ma alone - she told you before she don't like that sorta thing. shame on you subjecting your own mother to such filth.

 

[morgen-vox]

most of your posts are gonna involve you wittily turning the previous slagging on its head moronically in a manner such:

me: "conor, i raped your mam last night"
you: "(hoho) but dad, you're her pimp"

if thats the range of your comic ability, ye might as well just give up now son, this is the wrong thread for you.

 

[#10-7]

*pfffft*

 

[slurms_mckenzie]

yeah conor, you nipple, stop hiding behind that moronic nickname and fight me like a man. i'll be in the jacks of the international bar tonight at 9 pm sharp, when i'm finished with you you'll be walkin' on both sides of the poddle.

 

[snap-apple]

i'm in way over my head here...
you just can't argue with spotty, sexually frustrated students... you guys in engineering by any chance?

 

[slurms_mckenzie]

i was engineering my way into yer ma's slacks last night.
she'll be awarding me with an honours degree in september, and when i say honours degree i mean blow job, and when i say september i mean right now.

 

[Professor Skill]

your aul one.

 

[#10-7]

there's a thing: is that guigsy? isn't he playing with cornershop now?
also on previous britband members, the verve without ashcroft and the guitarist bloke are releasing something soon i think.
madness.

 

[Professor Skill]

i fucken hate that. oh look at him he's wearing sunglasses he must be a member of cornershop. if you look closely the name is professor skill. cos i've a phd in skill i'm ready to thrill ray houghten made the english lose one nil..............................holla

 

[#10-7]

Professor Skill (25 Mar, 2002 02:16 p.m.):
i fucken hate that. oh look at him he's wearing sunglasses he must be a member of cornershop. if you look closely the name is professor skill. cos i've a phd in skill i'm ready to thrill ray houghten made the english lose one nil..............................holla

indeed.

 

[morgen-vox]

First things first: implement initiation of cax simmerage procedures presently.

secondly, if ye wanna talk about shitpop bale over to the no no disco thread, there should be plenty of like-minded faggots there to share your concerns....

 

[#10-7]

morgen-vox (25 Mar, 2002 04:14 p.m.):
First things first: implement initiation of cax simmerage procedures presently.

secondly, if ye wanna talk about shitpop bale over to the no no disco thread, there should be plenty of like-minded faggots there to share your concerns....

mr morgen vox sir, couldn't help noticing you left the tap marked 'nonsensical dribbling vitriol' on. kindly shut it off thanks.

 

[Professor Skill]

shut it you slag. britpop is what its all about man..........god save the kweean; mad 4or it.

at least thats what your aul 1 said last night between lashings and lashings of ambrosia creamed rice....

 

[slurms_mckenzie]

yeah, like leaguesy (the bum viking).

 

[Professor Skill]

Hello.