Lock Up Your Daughters (1 Viewer)

[dudley]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

lock jane up!


ah no

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

ah I'm only pulling your wang, calm down you big clam diver

thats rapin' talk...do ya want your rape?

 

[pete]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

who got locked up?

 

[broken arm]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

who got locked up?

jane's on the brandy.

 

[La La]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

jane's on the brandy.

i know what we can do to pass the time..........Spoonerisms!

me first.

Brane's on the jandy.

next?

 

[theweeyin]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

Dear Jane,

I want to pop outside for a sandwich... and while I'll probably be able to control my basest of urges (f.y.i I cracked one out in the shower this morning)... I can only be 99.99999999999% certain that I won't defile someone ( or something, I'm a man after all, who knows how deep my depravity reaches!?!) on the way to the local Spar... what should I do?

yours

Alone, Hungry and Confused in Moate

Good God you've missed the point!




Wang lover

 

[Pantone247]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

Good God you've missed the point!




Wang lover

you women wouldn't understand

I'm so scared of myself and what I might do

I'm afraid to be alone with myself...

 

[theweeyin]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

you women wouldn't understand

I'm so scared of myself and what I might do

I'm afraid to be alone with myself...

With sexy consequences...

 

[ratmonkey]

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i know what we can do to pass the time..........Spoonerisms!

No. Spooning is just wrong.

 

[egg_]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

I find it really interesting that when a woman is raped by a man, everyone wants to keep the women home. There's never any talk of not confining potential rapists to their homes because, "Oh, that woudl treat them like criminals!" No, let's lock up our daughters, for their wanton desires cause men to commit these heinous crimes against our property.

Hehe
Classic Jane post

 

[roxy]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

No. Spooning is just wrong.

By the light of the silvery moon
I want to spoon
To my honey I'll croon love's tune
Honey moon, keep a-shinin' in June
Your silv'ry beams will bring love's dreams
We'll be cuddlin' soon
By the silvery moon

 

[Janer]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

You know, this is kind of off-topic, but, since apparently no one is reading my posts anyway, and people seem to prefer name-calling to actual debate, I give up. I find it really interesting that when a woman is raped by a man, everyone wants to keep the women home. There's never any talk of not confining potential rapists to their homes because, "Oh, that woudl treat them like criminals!" No, let's lock up our daughters, for their wanton desires cause men to commit these heinous crimes against our property.

Anyway. Carry on.

I like and have read ur posts but after this one no more.!ironyyy

 

[La La]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

I like and have read ur posts but after this one no more.!ironyyy

i think jane is merely commenting on the old adage as opposed to demanding men stay at home.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

thats rapin' talk...do ya want your rape?

you talk better than you rape

 

[Yurn!]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

lock up your sons, there's a benny on the loose

It's cool, i'm tied to a tree...

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

here lads - what are we going to do about this womb business?

 

[La La]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

It's cool, i'm tied to a tree...

a bit too late for some of us

 

[Janer]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

i think jane is merely commenting on the old adage as opposed to demanding men stay at home.

I may have being tongue in cheek and also am proud I can spell tongue these days.

 

[Yurn!]

Re: Boards.ie is being sued by MCD...

a bit too late for some of us

Penecillin will clear that up.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

here lads - what are we going to do about this womb business?

im sure society will help us legislate for it