Little things that make your day. (2 Viewers)

[The Police]

the boyos in work are always chiding me for living with mammy.

but this morning after my bath she wrapped me in a towel fresh out of the tumble dryer and gave me a cup of warm milk.

it really set me up for the day, patrolling the streets, looking for some middle class crusties to wallop in their little 'may day'.

 

[cpr]

A man offered to pay for my newspaper the other day in spar on westmorland st. i refused his offer but hey it was still nice.

 

[Bellatrix]

Stories about giants/dwarves.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Oscar Wilde's The Selfish Giant is a cool story.

 

[roxy]

Oscar Wilde's The Selfish Giant is a cool story.

It is.

All the Oscar Wilde kiddies stories are hilariously gas and strange, I feel.

The Nightingale and Rose - brilliant in that 'ahhhh stinger' kinda way.

 

[Wilbert]

A man offered to pay for my newspaper the other day in spar on westmorland st. i refused his offer but hey it was still nice.

Nice, but also a little creepy?

 

[nofunchee]

Nice, but also a little creepy?

maybe there was a really nice picture of his mum in it that he wanted everyone to see and cpr looked a bit undecided as to whether or not to buy it. it all sounds very innocent to me.

 

[cpr]

yeah i didn't think it was too creepy at all, i was rooting in my pocket as usual for change you see and he just dropped one fifty on the counter for me..maybe he thought i didn't have enough or something..

 

[BC]

edit: posted in the wrong thread. must lay off the cough medicine.

 

[nofunchee]

so i was walking back from the shop to me gaff and there were these two guys enjoying a game of frisbee in the courtyard outside. one of them throws it and the other guy is slightly to far away to catch it so he sticks up his foot instead and kicks it, at which point the suicidal frisbee just gives up and breaks in two, falling limply and non-triumphantly to the ground. there was a pause of shock and then the two lads just burst their shits laughing as do myself and a couple of others in the vicinity.

good times.

 

[Super Dexta]

so i was walking back from the shop to me gaff and there were these two guys enjoying a game of frisbee in the courtyard outside. one of them throws it and the other guy is slightly to far away to catch it so he sticks up his foot instead and kicks it, at which point the suicidal frisbee just gives up and breaks in two, falling limply and non-triumphantly to the ground. there was a pause of shock and then the two lads just burst their shits laughing as do myself and a couple of others in the vicinity.

good times.

you're such a wacky student type. next you'll be getting out an acoustic guitar and singing pixies songs.

 

[nofunchee]

you're such a wacky student type. next you'll be getting out an acoustic guitar and singing pixies songs.

if only dexta. the reality of you young buck students these days is laptops in the library, laptops on the grass in the sun, and drinking from 4x4s and audi tts before the ucd ball - use a glass you craxy students.

 

[oh shit]

my girlie's wee boy. bless.

 

[the bongo]

mst3k.
god bless you mike nelson, and bittorrent.

 

[jane]

Having abortions.







You can't really expect me to resist that one, can you?

 

[Anthony]

the chrous part of the riff thing i recorded at 1am last night. Can't stop listening to it.

 

[Hector Grey]

my girlie's wee boy. bless.

that some kinda euphemism?
i like it.

"lemme see your wee boy"

whack.

 

[Janer]

Walking down by the Embassy and having a girl moon me from the top of a bus. That was class.

rofl, bets chat up line yet.
Mine is waking up and brain telling me "no work today"
Worst is waking up and brain telling me "work today/tonight"!cheezy

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Having abortions.







You can't really expect me to resist that one, can you?

you and your womb. give it a rest!

 

[La La]

you and your womb.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Jane and her womb make your day!