Life and Limb (2 Viewers)

[Lefty Frizzell]

Could have been the lamb of god.

i used to work with an old guy who used to say lamb of fuck the whole time. used to crack me up.

 

[Latex lizzie]

I aim to use that in conversation at least once everyday from here on.

 

[plug]

same here

I pulled a lamb out of a river once, i want medals NOW.

Some fat bastard prolly ate him next month.

me too! kinda. I pulled a drowning sheep out of a bog once! what a rush... .|..|

 

[Bag'o'cans]

was he having a swim and enjoying himself? did he want to be pulled out?

It was stuck in the mud a few feet out, stank like hell even though he was getting a damn good washing.

 

[La La]

for wool, next time i'd recommend he does a slow hand wash and hangs himself out to dry.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

same here

me too! kinda. I pulled a drowning sheep out of a bog once! what a rush... .|..|

They stink like hell though! Seen a few totally mangled in rusty barbwire sheep, they're not worth getting blood poisoning over.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

and to think many of us eat the fuckers.

 

[La La]

yeah. meanies.

 

[La La]

maybe i should change the name of this thread to Life and Lamb

 

[MDR]

I once saved a tree from dutch elm disease.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i dunno why you guys are all so into lambs
they're pretty weak

rams on the other hand

 

[La La]

i dunno why you guys are all so into lambs
they're pretty weak

rams on the other hand

well, without Rams your compukler wouldnt work. you have a valid point.

 

[spiritualtramp]

would you risk your life to help someone else? like if you passed a burning house and heard a baby screaming inside, would you really go inside and try and get it out, knowing full well you might not make it?

No. Not my fault if the kids parents are negligent monsters who wouldn't even spend a tenner a smoke alarm.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I'd love to get into a tussle with a ram. I wouldn't want to hurt it, just see what it could do. Those horns are pointin the wrong way for starters.

Set up the middle ground fighting league between cock and bull. Ram fighting.

Bags matador.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i wonder what it's like punching a dog in the face

 

[egg_]

No. Not my fault if the kids parents are negligent monsters who wouldn't even spend a tenner a smoke alarm.

Em ... who said it was your fault?

 

[Zeelander]

No. Not my fault if the kids parents are negligent monsters who wouldn't even spend a tenner a smoke alarm.

If I knew of someone without a smoke alarm, I would set fire to their baby myself because it's the only way they'll learn.

 

[billygannon]

i wonder what it's like punching a dog in the face

You're barking mad

 

[Corey]

anyone wanna go see a dead body?

type plane crash into google search and see what happens. Not even my grizzled composure could stand it.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

hands up everyone whose ever used the 9volt battery from a smoke alarm for a guitar pedal......truthfully...