Letter of Resignation. (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Never written one before.

So far i got this:



Dear Sir:

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Sincierley,

Mr. Corey.


Suggestions please and thank you.

 

[taubstumm]

Dear [XXX],

As discussed with you, I would like to tender my resignation from [XXX], with effect from [XXX]. I've enjoyed my time in [XXX] immensely, and moving on hasn't been an easy decision and has taken a lot of consideration. I will do all I can to assist in the transfer of my responsibilities before leaving, and I wish you and [XXX] all the best and thank you for having me as part of [XXX].

Yours,

[XXX].

that kinda thing?

 

[Corey]

that kinda thing?

Spot on; apart from the whole 'enjoying my time immensely'; and 'doing all i can to transfer my responsabilites' parts.

I would'nt put this job on anyone, and i've pretty much hated every minute of it. I'm not a good liar.

 

[taubstumm]

Spot on; apart from the whole 'enjoying my time immensely'; and 'doing all i can to transfer my responsabilites' parts.

I would'nt put this job on anyone, and i've pretty much hated every minute of it. I'm not a good liar.

well then you can probably make do with something like:

dear prick... bye! x me

or else don't bother, just stop turning up. i've done that in a few jobs.

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[La La]

stuff the resignation letter in your mouth, chew it slowly, pull down your pants and SHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.

edit: sprry i noticed that you actually didnt hate your job. leave the shitting bit out then.

 

[Corey]

well then you can probably make do with something like:

dear prick... bye! x me

or else don't bother, just stop turning up. i've done that in a few jobs.

It's a delicate one, I'm looking for a subtle way of saying all of the above without causing a godfather style confrontation; as it's a family owned business, yet everyone here knows i dont go in for the lying about stuff thats not true. I originally got hired for my poster boy good looks,silver tounge and fiery temper. Can't go out on kid gloves, it wont wash. Was thinking of suggesting somthing about illicit affairs and secret love-children and so on, but again i might be hitting on somthing i'm not aware of.

 

[Corey]

stuff the resignation letter in your mouth, chew it slowly, pull down your pants and SHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.

edit: sprry i noticed that you actually didnt hate your job. leave the shitting bit out then.

CAPITOL IDEA. I do hate my job. Loathe it so i does. Tend to make life difficult for people if they piss on their staff. I ran into trouble with many a greedy publican on that note.

Construction's different though; i think it involves somthing like a thirteen round bare knuckle fight followed by two shots of poteen and a spit-shake.

 

[classic seanc]

Dear sir/madam,

I am tendering my resignation due to the crappy nature of my position.

Please find enclosed a photograph of my balls. Suck on them.

Yours,

me

 

[classic seanc]

ps. I put rats in your desk

 

[mazzyianne]

Tend to make life difficult for people if they piss on their staff.

I'd go with La La's idea, they piss on you, you shit on them.

 

[ICUH8N]

Dad,
I can no longer spend the day posting on thumped and looking at ok pornography while you occasionally scream at me about "de roofing"
I have decided to spend my days in my upstairs and terrible studio, painting with one hand, while waving shiny objects in front of my baby to keep her amused while I toil to express the darkness within.

I remain sir, your most humble and obedient servant,
yours,
Corey

PS See you for dinner on Sunday?

 

[Corey]

Dad,
I can no longer spend the day posting on thumped and looking at ok pornography while you occasionally scream at me about "de roofing"
I have decided to spend my days in my upstairs and terrible studio, painting with one hand, while waving shiny objects in front of my baby to keep her amused while I toil to express the darkness within.

I remain sir, your most humble and obedient servant,
yours,
Corey

PS See you for dinner on Sunday?

ICUH8N- Telling it like it is.

Hey, you wanna job? They'd love you here.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

try this old pal:

Deer bos, kan i have mor money cause i have to get more tings for mi baby hoos all grownin up efvfery day. I wil put nbak de tings wot i robbed and stuff.
and for de record i tink yor daaatgher has a flakey gee flap on de left and a hairy one on de right. de middles jus righ buh.

fuck yousese,
Corey.:heart:

 

[It Will Never Last]

I'd just go with this.

Dear Loser,

Yours...

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

I'd just go with this.

Dear Loser,

Yours...

succinct, but aggressive.

 

[La La]

it'll be even more horrifying if you have a hairy bum bum

 

[frambosenshmak]

CAPITOL IDEA. I do hate my job. Loathe it so i does. Tend to make life difficult for people if they piss on their staff. I ran into trouble with many a greedy publican on that note.

Construction's different though; i think it involves somthing like a thirteen round bare knuckle fight followed by two shots of poteen and a spit-shake.

1. get up from desk.
2. open portacabin door.
3. locate boss standing somewhere on the site.
4. gesticulate wildly with flailing arms and scream at the top of your lungs
"UP YOURS FOREMAN! I'M SICK TO MY BACK TEETH OF DOING YOUR HOMEWORK SO I'M OUTTA HERE. IF YOU GOT ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT I'LL BE DIPPING MY KNUCKLES IN GLUE AND GLASS OVER IN THE CORNER"
5. grab your coat and leave the site.

the great thing is the boss wont have heard what you said over the sound of the site machinery and noise but will have seen you gesturing. The next morning over breakfast when he asks why you're not dressed for work say
"I told you yesterday on site"
he'll remember the inaudible screaming and flailing of limbs and check himself in for a hearing test.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

I once was fired from a job that i just had started about 15 minutes earlier.

I called a customer a geebag.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

CAPITOL IDEA. I do hate my job. Loathe it so i does.

welcome to the club skidmark.