Leeds for relegation (1 Viewer)

[kmastering]

So west ham and bolton are on form and both have been winning regularly. Does this mean that Leeds who are in a downward spiral are going down? I think so!

 

[#10-7]

here! fuck off!

*stands up from barstool, knocking it to the floor*

are you trying to upset me?

*room goes quiet*

are you?

*bangs fist on counter*

 

[kmastering]

Well you only have to look at the results! And lets face it I wouldn't call Peter Reid a saviour.

 

[#10-7]

RIGHT!

*rolls up sleeve*

LAST WARNING!

*spits to the side*

ok?

*piano player stops and runs out*

 

[kmastering]

Let's face it, they're shite book your tickets for Leeds v Grimsby town next season!

 

[#10-7]

*breaks bottle on bar*

*card players duck under table*

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Well, that would be a kick-ass trivia question in a few years...
"Which manager guided two different clubs to relegation in the same season?"

 

[#10-7]

*turns slowly towards the door, where grrrr is standing*

i got no beef with you, stranger.

nah you jus go an get back up o that there horse o'yours and high tail it outta here and maybe i'll forget i saw yer purty head..

*makes squinty eyes at grrrr*

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

No decent man goes settlin' their squabbles with a broken beer bottle.
You wanna step outside, so as we can settle this with a pair 'o pistolas?

 

[#10-7]

*spits out match*

*outside a gravedigger can be seen rubbing his hands. nearby, a stone mason begins tapping away at a gravestone...*

you challenging me there hippy?

*throws knife at grrr, pinning the dandelion that was in his fez to the wall behind*

well?

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

*Grrrrr, quick as lightning, pulls the knife from the wall - then bites it in two and spits out the shattered remains*

 

[#10-7]

my good knife!

*thunder is heard outside*

*runs at grrrr, knocking the plate of beans from his hand, spilling it over his lime green poncho*

hey boy! looks like ye got a right mess thar!

*the crowd guffaws*

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

My Maw made that poncho for me before she died! You no-good dirty rat.

*Takes Lorcanzo's nose and mouth in a bowling-ball-styleé, before slamming him into the far wall of the bar.*

*Crowd winces*

 

[#10-7]

well stranger. think you're tough eh?

*takes out gun and shoots at the rope holding chandelier above grrrrs head*

*chandelier falls, trapping grrr underneath*

*crowd cheers*

*grrrr begins to weep squeakily*

*lorcanzo spins gun on finger and puts into pocket*

*attractive ladies run up and hug lorcanzo, who is now smoking a large cigar*

*a dog lifts his legs and urinates on grrr*

*lorcanzo winks at camera*

 

[kmastering]

You see this is why Leeds is going down. Their supporters are insane as are their chairman.

*see's he's in trouble so pushes his best players out of his way and legs it*

 

[#10-7]

*throws urinating dog at the running kmaster*

*'thump' sound is heard as the still urinating dog hits him on the head, and he falls to the floor*

*more attractive ladies appear*

 

[kmastering]

*attractive ladies help kmastering up and attack lorcanzo tearing his beloved Leeds shirt*

*kmastering helps lorcanzo up and hands him a West ham shirt*

"you'll be safe now that you're not wearing that shirt!"

 

[kmastering]

Hmmmmm. Leeds are now only 4 points from relegation thanks to those Tottenham wankers conceding a penalty in the last minute!

 

[#10-7]

here, seriously, stoppit.

i know where you live.

 

[kmastering]

I doubt that considering I'm omnipitant!