Langdon Beck release gig (1 Viewer)

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

not that it will make the gig any more fun,but I always like the idea of tape swap boxes.

 

[W.]

not that it will make the gig any more fun,but I always like the idea of tape swap boxes.

Hows about you get handed a colour coded bandana and assigned to a "crew" for the evening.. spinkicks,windmills and perhaps even a wall of death could ensue..

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Hows about you get handed a colour coded bandana and assigned to a "crew" for the evening.. spinkicks,windmills and perhaps even a wall of death could ensue..

Or people could refer to the hanky code in the limpwrist lp and an altogether more"adult" evening would ensue.Oooh err!!!!

 

[W.]

or both!

 

[W.]

Lesbian Femmes can flag by hanging a scarf off their belt rather than the handkerchief in question. Other common methods of flagging include hanging keys or a pair of handcuffs off of one side.

Worn on Left Color Worn on Right


COMMON

Heavy S&M Top Black Heavy S&M Bottom
Bondage Top Grey Bondage Bottom
Fister Red Fistee
Golden Shower Top yellow Golden Shower Bottom
Scat Top Brown Scat Bottom

LESS COMMON

Piercer Purple Piercee
Anal Sex, Top Dark Blue Anal Sex, Bottom
Wants Oral Sex Light Blue Expert at Oral Sex
Dildo User, Top Light Pink Dildo User, Bottom
Likes Drag Lavender In Drag
Uniform Top Olive Drab Uniform Bottom

UNCOMMON

Sixty-niner Robin's Egg Blue Sixty-niner
Genital Torturer Teal Blue Genital Torturee
Breast Torturer Dark Pink Breast Torturee
2-Handed Fister Dark Red 2-Handed Fistee
Likes Menstruating Women Maroon Is Menstruating Woman
Likes Navel Worship Mauve Navel Worshipper
Likes Armpit Worship Magenta Armpit Worshipper
Has 8" or More Mustard Size Queen
2 Looking for 1 Gold 1 Looking for 2
Anything Goes Orange Not Now, Thanks
Two Tons O'Fun Apricot Chubby Chaser
Foot Fetish Top Coral Shrimper
A Cowboy Rust His Horse
Spanker Fuschia Spankee
Dines off Tricks Lime Green Dinner Plate
Rimmer Beige Rimmee
Uncut Possessor Brown Lace Likes Uncut
Cut Possessor Brown Satin Likes Cut
Latex Fetish Top Charcoal Latex Fetish Bottom
Owns a Suit Gray Flannel Likes Men in Suits
Masturbate Me White Will Masturbate Both
Shaver Red/White Stripes Shavee
Likes Black Bottom Black/White Stripe Likes Black Top
Likes Latino Bottom Brown/White Stripe Likes Latino Top
Likes Oriental Bottom Yellow/White Stripe Likes Oriental Top
Likes White Bottom White Lace Likes White Top
Wears Boxer Shorts Paisley Likes Boxer Shorts
Star F*cker Silver Lame Star
Wants Muscleman Bottom Gold Lame Wants Muscleman Top
Has Tattoos Leopard Likes Tattoos
Smokes Cigars Tan Likes Cigars
Rubber/Mud, Top Wine Rubber/Mud, Bottom
Bartender Cocktail Napkin Bar Groupie
Tearoom Top Doily Tearoom Bottom
Cuddler Teddy Bear Cuddlee
Gives Oil Massages Handywipe Wears It Well
Rides a Motorcycle Chamois Likes Bikers
Outdoor Sex, Top Mosquito Netting Outdoor Sex, Bottom
Lover's Out, My Place OK Toothbrush Your Place ONLY

 

[yames]

...on hands... time.. too much

Thanks for that Weeler. Now where's my gold mosquito netting?

 

[Phil]

Likes Drag Lavender In Drag

Generally once you're in drag, you don't need to Flag it.

 

[W.]

http://search.ebay.com/handkerchief...tionZcompareQQcopagenumZ1QQcoentrypageZsearch

my personal choice will be heavy s&m!

 

[yames]

*insert obvious joke about Phil and Weelers love*

 

[damien]

this thursday!! thieving liars are deadly, old skool HC to the max, the boy you hit is dead make their dublin debut (its about time), and i heard burn it to the ground practice for a little while last night and they sounded really good.

 

[spuded]

this gig is gonna be rawkin, yeahh, wohoo!.|..|

works a bit slow tonight, any jokes?

 

[Stephen]

So there's this trucker driving down the motorway, when all of a sudden this guy on a tiny motor bike passes by him. He looks up and goes ‘fuck this’, shifts up a gear and puts the pedal to the floor, passing the motor bike with a great gust.
Then five minutes later he hears this eeeeeennnnn(you know the sound of a scum bag) and in his rear view mirror he sees the tiny motor bike catching on him and then passing him out. Looks up and says ‘fuck this’ puts the truck up a gear and puts the pedal to the floor. He pounds past the tiny motorbike shaking it with the cloud of dust he's making.
Then five minutes later he hears the same noise and sees the same little motorbike catch up with him. I mean he's flying along, doing 120mph. So suddenly the motor bike pulls up along side and the motorcyclist stands up on the saddle and balancing leans over and taps the truck window.
The driver rolls down the window and the motor cyclist holds out a cigarette saying, 'Do you have a light?'. The driver in complete disbelieve exclaims 'what?'. 'Do you have a light' the motor cyclist repeats. The truck driver looks at him and says 'You're going to kill yourself'. Then the motorcyclist says, 'No it's okay I'm down to 4 a day'
boom boom ha ha ha

 

[Rimbaud]

Thats a good one!

Check this one....

 

[Stephen]

Nice.

What have a scum bag and a vespa have in common?

eeeeeeennnnnnn

 

[spuded]

stephen doylers in 'smoking' related joke shocker.
..and it was a shite joke too...enjoy ur time away from the passive smoking epicentre.

 

[W.]

this is what BurnItToTheGround look like as of last night...

 

[oh shit]

epiphone les paul special? i had me one of them

 

[W.]

yep, just bought it last week..

obviously i haven't figured out it's not a piano yet.

 

[oh shit]

yep, just bought it last week..

obviously i haven't figured out it's not a piano yet.

hehehe. they are really good guitars. i took all the scratch plates off mine.
gettin me a gordon smith SG real soon .|..|

 

[damien]

tonight! and guys, when my *real* SG finally arrives (fingers crossed) it will make you weep! fitzy looks well sexy without clothes by the way.