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[Scientician 0.8]

Ah he is for sure.

It's just a style of twitter joke I don't like. Also doesn't it originate from your arch-nemesis Limmy??

Possibly. I never said Limmy wasn't funny.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Scientician 0.8 tells friends he thinks Limmy is better than Lemmy.

 

[nooleen]

when someone moves away from me to a newly-empty seat on the bus i'm both relieved and offended

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

when someone moves away from me to a newly-empty seat on the bus i'm both relieved and offended

Someone once moved away from me to go stand downstairs. I was just offended as the seat was soon filled.

 

[GO]

Limmy is a class act

 

[David Kronenbourg]

The belt from my coat was lying on the empty seat once and this girl came along and picked it up like it was a dead mouse or a used johnny and dropped it in my lap before sitting down on the seat.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

The belt from my coat was lying on the empty seat once and this girl came along and picked it up like it was a dead mouse or a used johnny and dropped it in my lap before sitting down on the seat.

Please say that person is now your wife.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

The belt from my coat was lying on the empty seat once and this girl came along and picked it up like it was a dead mouse or a used johnny and dropped it in my lap before sitting down on the seat.

Hot

 

[Jim Daniels]

when someone moves away from me to a newly-empty seat on the bus i'm both relieved and offended

I'm frequently reluctant to move to an empty seat for fear of offending.... or disappointing - I smell so good.

But, I never hesitate to move to a different seat (even if it's not a window one) if the person beside me or behind me is yabbering into their phone or leaking some atrocious tunes.

 

[GO]

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[nooleen]

i got a tip published by the DM Reporter

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[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Not so sly racism. Piers Morgan being a dick though, who would have thought?

 

[nooleen]

it was only barney farmer's quip that i actually wanted to post there

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Ah. Still, funny 'argument', Piers making an ass of himself and being told to shut up by everyone. How did he get to the position he's in?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Here, Piers Morgan's dad is from Offaly

 

[Unicron]

Morgan is all too willing to declare himself to be Irish when it suits him too.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Another Pierce Brosnan then. What's up with that name?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Not so sly racism. Piers Morgan being a dick though, who would have thought?

Great race, the English

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Great race, the English

Their queen is sound, the rest I'm not so sure about.