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thegoone
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jesus and his appostles are getting worried about the drugs
problem on earth so they feel they have to tackle the matter
in order to do so as best they can they decide theyll need to
test the drugs and get a better understanding of the situation
jesus says to his diciples"go forth and findeth the finest dope
and bringeth to supper tomorrow the last supper if you willeth"
the following night the appostles start to arrive with sackloads of
goodies.
Sayeth Simon"ive accosted some cracking heroine from Afghan
al-quida towel heads"
Bravo syeth jesus in reply"get it into ye and telleth what beholds you"
peter brings ecstacy from the dam,paul brings cocaine from bolivia
paddy brings mushies from fields behind johnny foxes pub etc etc
But the rowdy group are enjoying themselves and they dont realise one of the appostles is missing.
Soon theres a knock on the door,someone high as a kite says
"mighteth not be judas hes late arriving" when jesus goes to open the door its kicked in from the outside
"its the FBI motherfuckers hands against the wall!"
problem on earth so they feel they have to tackle the matter
in order to do so as best they can they decide theyll need to
test the drugs and get a better understanding of the situation
jesus says to his diciples"go forth and findeth the finest dope
and bringeth to supper tomorrow the last supper if you willeth"
the following night the appostles start to arrive with sackloads of
goodies.
Sayeth Simon"ive accosted some cracking heroine from Afghan
al-quida towel heads"
Bravo syeth jesus in reply"get it into ye and telleth what beholds you"
peter brings ecstacy from the dam,paul brings cocaine from bolivia
paddy brings mushies from fields behind johnny foxes pub etc etc
But the rowdy group are enjoying themselves and they dont realise one of the appostles is missing.
Soon theres a knock on the door,someone high as a kite says
"mighteth not be judas hes late arriving" when jesus goes to open the door its kicked in from the outside
"its the FBI motherfuckers hands against the wall!"
