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[Ex-User (252)]

two biscuits walking down the road...
one says to the other, 'you must invite me around for tea some time ... where do you live?'
other says 'i'm not telling you that, you'll steal my washing!'

 

[snakybus]

two flies are on a cow shit

one lets off a fart

the other one goes: "You dirty bastard, I'm eating my dinner!"

 

[Ex-User (252)]

i don't get it...

 

[snakybus]

hmm..neither do I actually..

I was hoping someone would enlighten me

 

[Pantone247]

three chickens in a hospital, which on is the doctor??


the one on the far left, beside the water cooler, wearing the nice v-neck golf jumper

 

[ronan]

guy walks down the street with an apple on his head.

fella across the way shouts over "Hey! what's with the orange on your head?"

guy replies "pear? it's not a peach, it's a banana"

 

[sparse]

Two preists sitting on a pew, one nun says to the other clown, "aren't you that Michael Aspel"

 

[snap-apple]

how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?


fish.

 

[herv]

well, in light of my weekend in work,

how many teamleaders does it take to make a roster?

"roster? i thought mark was doing it..."

 

[Ex-User (252)]

now that's what i call a joke. come on everybody, let's *all* pick up the baton and run run run!

Originally posted by Pantone247
three chickens in a hospital, which on is the doctor??


the one on the far left, beside the water cooler, wearing the nice v-neck golf jumper

 

[Ex-User (252)]

classic

Originally posted by sparse
Two preists sitting on a pew, one nun says to the other clown, "aren't you that Michael Aspel"

 

[billygannon]

What do you call a car on top of a supermarket?

A merry-go-round

 

[Unclealo]

A paedophile and a kidare walking into a dark and spooky wood.

The kid says: "I'm scared."

The paedophile says: "YOU'RE SCARED? I have to walk back on my own!"

 

[Ex-User (252)]

the baton, it's *so* close...

 

[uncle_meat]

I'm sorry, but I find that joke shockingly irreverent.
Please refrain from posting such filth.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field.

 

[Ex-User (252)]

great! that's just fucking great. welcome back path.

 

[rocktopus]

Whats 'E.T.' short for?

Because he's got little legs.

 

[flashpants]

Two elephants fall of a cliff
Boom Boom

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick

Whats brown, squidgy and seven foot tall?
Shit on stilts

 

[rothko]

Originally posted by happy
welcome back path.

*chortle*

or

*chorkle*



I think I mean *chortle* tho'

 

[perkythepig]

Speaking of Elephants

Two Elephants. One falls off a cliff, another falls into a river.

Buh Dum Tissh