johnny cab rip (1 Viewer)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

 

[Goodbye]

you are a bleedin tit though arnt you...

seriously, you've got to admit it

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

too soon?

 

[Cormcolash]

Johnny Cab

Fuckin right, if thats a band its a completely amazing name.

Hello, welcome to Johnny Ca-

"DRIVE, DRIVE!!"

Please state your destination

"ANYWHERE, JUST GOOOO!!!"

Please state a specific address

"SHEET, SHEEEEETTT!!!!"

I'm sorry, that is not a valid address

"RAAHHHHHHHHH"

(Rips the Johnny Cab out of its seat)

 

[THRILLHO]

Hello, welcome to Johnny Ca-
<snip>

That's deadly. Can you recite the entire film? In primary school, I sat beside a kid who could entirely recite the scripts of Terminator and Nightmare on Elm Street. And he did, many times. With his own sound effects and all. His sound effects for the bit when the Terminator takes out his eye were my favourite things in the whole show.

So yeah, can you do that with Total Recall?

 

[c4o]

too soon?

ha ha ha ha hee hee ohh mercy

 

[rumpus]

I sat beside a kid who could entirely recite the scripts of Terminator and Nightmare on Elm Street. And he did, many times

I've been known to do a mean hand show performance of the entire Jacobs ladder.

that's how great I am.

 

[Goodbye]

I used to know Blazing Saddles off by heart...

for a long time it was the only betamax vid I had...

 

[Cormcolash]

Yes I can recite the entire Total Recall script.

 

[THRILLHO]

Yes I can recite the entire Total Recall script.

I always wondered what the kid I sat beside is doing now, whether he's using his Terminator-script-reciting abilities for good or evil.

What do you do with your Total Recall-script-reciting abilities?

 

[Yurn!]

'Heuray! Heuray! Ever hurd uff Recall?'

'What?'

Recall? Where dey sell dose fake memorees.'

'Oh! Recall, recall, recall. You thinkin' of going'

'I don't know...maybe.'

'Well don't! One of my friends i know tried one of their special offers, nearly got himself lobotomised.'

'No sheet.'

'Don't fuck with your brain pal, it ain't worth it.'

 

[error type 11]

I can recite last Tuesday's Eastenders I'm so radical and cool (or maybe not)

 

[Goodbye]

"More beans Mr. Taggert?"

"I'd say you had enough!"

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"More beans Mr. Taggert?"

"I'd say you had enough!"

sorry - this thread is for under 30s only.

andrew

 

[Anthony]

yea, whatthehell are you quoting Ian. Bill and Ben?

 

[Cormcolash]

Recall

"You've got a hell of a nerve showing your face around here!"
"Look whos talking."

Na I can't really recite the whole script, just most of the funny lines. After all, I have to take time to watch all the other amazing Arnold Schwarzenegger films, it doesn't leave much time for learning the lines.

 

[mark]

sorry - this thread is for under 30s only.

andrew

<nelson>HA HA</nelson>

 

[Goodbye]

yea, whatthehell are you quoting Ian. Bill and Ben?

Blazing Saddles, jesus wernt you paying attention?

 

[snakybus]

"what crimes have you committed?"

"rape, arson, horse stealing, rape"

"you said rape already"

"I like rape"

 

[Goodbye]

"that's Headly!"