Joe Duffy - Liveline (2 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

"Me, representing the red blooded men of cork" says current caller

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Proper scrap right now

Finally

 

[therealjohnny]

Some blether on Joe right now


Some priest was just on, surprisingly making a lot of sense. Now some mad old bat came on and just called him a "sanctimonious old cunt"

There was a moment's silence but she's still on

 

[therealjohnny]

maybe I misheard...have to listen back later

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Some blether on Joe right now


Some priest was just on, surprisingly making a lot of sense. Now some mad old bat came on and just called him a "sanctimonious old cunt"

There was a moment's silence but she's still on

Fucking missed that. I wonder if they'll cut it.

Enda's back btw

 

[therealjohnny]

I wonder if he believes any of this stuff he's saying?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I wonder if he believes any of this stuff he's saying?

I think he believes it's the right things for a Taoiseach to say.
Which is to say he's talking guff, but he would describe it as honourable.
The truth is something he probably thinks happens at dinner parties or in the Dail bar. For his purposes, it's as helpful as being naked. Enda's at work.

Or that's my take anyway.

 

[therealjohnny]

It definitely echoes all the stuff people have been saying but I don't believe he really believes a word of it. He probably can't remember what life outside the job is like any more.

 

[chris d]

maybe I misheard...have to listen back later

Ow, my freakin' ears.

I heard it too. Seemed like a bit of a cunt herself, in fairness.

 

[pete]

I have to start listening to this show.

 

[pete]

No I don't.

 

[therealjohnny]

Today's show. A man got mugged in Dublin. Cue an hour of talking about the man being mugged in Dublin and dozens of business people ringing in offering freebies. What is so special about a man getting mugged in Dublin you ask? Ah, you see.. this was no ordinary man. No. This man was an American tourist. Henceforth the month of May shall be known as 'Doug from Chicago' and the occasion will be kept by getting free things from small business owners.

 

[therealjohnny]

bah

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Today's show. A man got mugged in Dublin. Cue an hour of talking about the man being mugged in Dublin and dozens of business people ringing in offering freebies. What is so special about a man getting mugged in Dublin you ask? Ah, you see.. this was no ordinary man. No. This man was an American tourist. Henceforth the month of May shall be known as 'Doug from Chicago' and the occasion will be kept by getting free things from small business owners.

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[Theseus Mock]

This week is mostly about J1'ers dealing with a visa fuck-up but Joe just mentioned that he received an email about a Hen party in Lahinch where a woman walked into a bar with a chain in one hand, and a collared dwarf on the other end of it. She had 'hired' the dwarf from the UK apparently.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

That must have cost a pretty penny.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Some guy who manages the social media of Strip Ireland is on now. Hopefully it all kicks off.

 

[Theseus Mock]

"huge demand for it" yer man says.

What sort of brides-to-be are growing up in Ireland? Is this a Jackass thing?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Dwarf hire for stag and hen night or rent midget for a birthday party

This is becoming a very popular service in the stag and hen industry as it surprise guests and can be a great laugh whilst in public. If you require the midget to perform and dance routine this can be arranged or if you would like our mini man to be handcuffed to a specific person this can also be arranged.

Seems rather... cruel?

 

[Theseus Mock]

Oh good god that image gallery. The 'baby' & the blackface Mr T.