it's quite obvious what's happened here... (1 Viewer)

[germ]

...we've been invaded by messageboard minions from cluas.com, attempting to convert us to the evil ways of shitty irish 'indie' and constantly trying to get mentions for their own bands... (as it happens... we're playing in isaac butts on friday... we're called shnizzwozzle... we're really good, we sound like, eh, radiohead. before they went mad. dave fanning likes us!) em. yes. that's clearly what's happened.

 

[Pantone247]

germ (31-01-2001 01:46 p.m.):
...we've been invaded by messageboard minions from cluas.com, attempting to convert us to the evil ways of shitty irish 'indie' and constantly trying to get mentions for their own bands... (as it happens... we're playing in isaac butts on friday... we're called shnizzwozzle... we're really good, we sound like, eh, radiohead. before they went mad. dave fanning likes us!) em. yes. that's clearly what's happened.

Send them the 'Cake' boys in retaliation. they'll teach them a thing or two about shameless self promotion on message boards. (ho ho!!)

 

[John]

I also feel great shame.

SHAME AT OUR SUPER LOW PUNK ROCK PRICES! WE'RE SHOOTING OURSELVES REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE AND FEET WITH THESE PRICES! GET DOWN HERE TO CAKER TOWERS NOW AND SCOOP YOURSELVES A BARGAIN BEFORE ALL THE BONE AND GORE LEAKS OUT OF OUR OOZING WOUNDS AND WE DIE! IN PAIN!

I was born for this shit.
Yeah, you're dead all right Pantone 247, if that is your real pantone number.....