jane
Well-Known Member
Those of you who heard the amazing This American Life with the bit about the Lee Middleton dolls, if you're dumb like me, then maybe you'll have been dumb enough to look up what those fucking things are.
I don't really know what to say, except that I think it's now clear what Dick Cheney is made from.
http://www.weewrapbabies.com/store/WsPages.asp?ID=2
Most of them look really depressed, but they aren't. Together with the ones who are sleeping peacefully, they are conserving energy for the day they invade. One morning we will see them franken-toddler stomping, crawling, and cruising over the horizon, the big ones pushing the small ones, the bigger ones staying upright by holding onto stuff as they march toward our destruction.
http://www.babylovereborns.com/
You can even order ones that come with spines, beating hearts, and 'squishy tummies'.
You think that's scary, check this shit out:
http://www.leemiddleton.com/our_babies/product_cat.php/subid=417/index.html
Don't even try searching for them on eBay. You'll never be okay again.
I don't really know what to say, except that I think it's now clear what Dick Cheney is made from.
http://www.weewrapbabies.com/store/WsPages.asp?ID=2
Most of them look really depressed, but they aren't. Together with the ones who are sleeping peacefully, they are conserving energy for the day they invade. One morning we will see them franken-toddler stomping, crawling, and cruising over the horizon, the big ones pushing the small ones, the bigger ones staying upright by holding onto stuff as they march toward our destruction.
http://www.babylovereborns.com/
You can even order ones that come with spines, beating hearts, and 'squishy tummies'.
You think that's scary, check this shit out:
http://www.leemiddleton.com/our_babies/product_cat.php/subid=417/index.html
Don't even try searching for them on eBay. You'll never be okay again.