irish people are clever (1 Viewer)

[magicbastarder]

they have four live webcams on their free energy contraption here! but it doesnt seem to be working.

they ran out of energy.

 

[classic seanc]

TRMODINMX

What?

 

[ratmonkey]

I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science?

Have you some kind of crustacean fetish?

 

[classic seanc]

Oh, thermodynamics.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

these web cams seem to be working now but i cant tell whats happening. is the orbo meant to be powering those computers?

 

[hanley]

these web cams seem to be working now but i cant tell whats happening. is the orbo meant to be powering those computers?

just had a look there

theres some people walking around

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

theyve put up colourful decorations in the hall, looks like theyre getting ready for a party

 

[pete]

these web cams seem to be working now but i cant tell whats happening. is the orbo meant to be powering those computers?

no - it's just meant to be turning.

 

[ratmonkey]

Anyone hear that mentallist on the Last Word yesterday who says he's been living off light for the last six years?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

The Laws of Physics are playing next Thursday in the Angry Box on Capel St.

 

[pete]

what the....

Dublin, 10 February 2009.

After six years of research and development, Steorn launches the first of the four technology streams associated with the development of Orbo technology.

SteornLab is a range of laboratory and test equipment targeted at organisations developing rotary and magnetic systems. The first two SteornLab products are available to purchase from today.

A second technology range, ZeroF passive magnetic bearings, is scheduled for commercial launch during summer 2009.

The Steorn commercialisation and e-learning platform, SKDB, will launch alongside the much-anticipated Orbo technology towards the end of 2009.

The final testing of the SKDB commences with a call for 300 engineering organisations / qualified engineers to sign up. There will be no subscription charge for those involved in this final testing phase, just a requirement to enter into our standard developer licence agreement.

"2009 represents a turning point for Steorn, Orbo and our other technology ranges," said CEO Sean McCarthy. "It marks the end of a long cycle of R&D and sees us making a strong push towards commercialisation - our plans show the business reaching profitability in the next 12 to 18 months."

 

[Gambra]

What an utterly meaningless statement.. It's just full of buzzwords..

four technology streams
Orbo technology
SteornLab
e-learning platform, SKDB

 

[Wobbler]

What an utterly meaningless statement.. It's just full of buzzwords..

Not meaningless, it's science

 

[flashback]

wankers.
they dun got thimselves a perpetual moshin macheen?

Amazing how many tossers will believe you when you try to sell them machines that break the second law of thermodynamics.

 

[Lili Marlene]

what's the deal?
are they not clever anymore? I don't understand their press statement

 

[flashback]

I'll give you a synopsis I is John:

"Wouljeh hivva bitta milk for the bahby sur? Doyeh want thit Honda cyar? Is that cyar yours? Does it have fire insurance? Do yih needah dag?"

 

[D0njo]

wankers.
they dun got thimselves a perpetual moshin macheen?

Amazing how many tossers will believe you when you try to sell them machines that break the second law of thermodynamics.

How many of these machines have you sold?



Can I buy one?

 

[classic seanc]

what's the deal?
are they not clever anymore? I don't understand their press statement

You're my perpetual motion machine I is John :heart:

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I'll give you a synopsis I is John:

"Wouljeh hivva bitta milk for the bahby sur? Doyeh want thit Honda cyar? Is that cyar yours? Does it have fire insurance? Do yih needah dag?"

Racist.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

well im looking forward to this. i'd forgotten that i was so disappointed when it failed last time