intelligent footballers. (1 Viewer)

[Unicron]

jason mcateer is a genius

am i or amn't i being sarcastic

My favourite Trigger story, he was filling in a credit card application while he was at the pool and when he came to the part that said position (as in at the business that emplyed him) he asked one of his teammates for help ...

"I'm not sure what to put here, I prefer midfield but the gaffers been playing me as a wing-back lately".

 

[rampz]

theres another famous one where the ireland team were in jurys and some of them were watching the us masters on tv. trig walked up to big jack and asked "is that the lads?" pointing at the golf on the tv.

My favourite Trigger story, he was filling in a credit card application while he was at the pool and when he came to the part that said position (as in at the business that emplyed him) he asked one of his teammates for help ...

"I'm not sure what to put here, I prefer midfield but the gaffers been playing me as a wing-back lately".

 

[rampz]

at the end of the day he's tremendously intelligent. all credit to him and the gaffer for his intelligence. tremendous.

Robbie Keane

 

[rampz]

jurgen klinsmann?
ja, for sure.

Roy Keane
Jurgen Klinsmann
Martin O'Neill

 

[Stan Bowles]

jurgen klinsmann?
ja, for sure.

 

[nuke terrorist]

I hate le saux he is one of the dirtiest english players i've ever seen along with wise and keown. oh the afore mentioned SEIGE are one of the best hardcore bands ever ( don't known if any footballers listen to 'em).

 

[Cormcolash]

theres another famous one where the ireland team were in jurys and some of them were watching the us masters on tv. trig walked up to big jack and asked "is that the lads?" pointing at the golf on the tv.

Then there's the one where some of the Ireland team are out at a nightclub in Dublin, and Jimmy White was there, so Trigger decides to shout over something that Jimmy White will recognise, and he shouts "One hundred and eigghtyy!!!!"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Jason MacAteers meeting with Jim Aiken:

"Hi, i'm Jim Aiken."

"Oh wow, i'd love to go there."

True apparently.

 

[Cormcolash]

In conclusion, this thread is a tribute to:

Ah, the days when we could beat Holland with 10 men, so long ago.

 

[billygannon]

Warren Barton, the ex Wimbledon and Newcastle defender, held a accounting degree. I have no idea why I know this.

Kevin Moran was a very intelligent footballer and is now making several thousands from his business interests.

Gary Lineker always struck as a bright fella.

Gudni Bergsson did indeed hold a degree (it was law or something).

Aki Riihilahti, the Finland and Crystal Palace midfielder, is a bit of a legend:
http://www.akiriihilahti.com/

Eamon Dunphy and Tony Cascarino have written good biographies.

Claudio Ranieiri.

 

[the bongo]

word has it that shaka hislop has a degree in physics (a fact i learned from an ITV bit on intelligent footballers, can't remember the others) and tony adams has read the canterbury tales in the original and understood them.

 

[Cormcolash]

Warren Barton, the ex Wimbledon and Newcastle defender, held a accounting degree. I have no idea why I know this.

Kevin Moran was a very intelligent footballer and is now making several thousands from his business interests.

Gary Lineker always struck as a bright fella.

Gudni Bergsson did indeed hold a degree (it was law or something).

Aki Riihilahti, the Finland and Crystal Palace midfielder, is a bit of a legend:
http://www.akiriihilahti.com/

Eamon Dunphy and Tony Cascarino have written good biographies.

Claudio Ranieiri.

What? Gary Lineker strikes me as a fucking spa, did you not see what Brass Eye had him doing? Hilarious!

Cascarino's biography is one of the best ever
"I said to Andy, I don't think I'm eligible to play for Ireland, what should I do? He told me to just keep quiet about it and hope no-one notices."
fuckin genius!

 

[It Will Never Last]

Aki Riihilahti, the Finland and Crystal Palace midfielder, is a bit of a legend:
http://www.akiriihilahti.com/

To make justice to itself and me the history has to be seen in the right light. The right light of my history includes my football history, civil history and 60 watts table lamp. All these are connected to eachother and separate from one and the other. So they have to be looked together that everything makes sense - I will not anyway.

 

[kevin gallen]

Clarke Carlisle officialy named britains brainiest footballer after winning some footballer quiz on tv a few years ago.

Here he is pictured in glorious hoops before leaving for filthy leeds.

 

[Stan Bowles]

Clarke Carlisle officialy named britains brainiest footballer

How could I have forgotten about that, v.poor.

 

[demonica]

Gary Lineker always struck as a bright fella.

Gudni Bergsson did indeed hold a degree (it was law or something).

Aki Riihilahti, the Finland and Crystal Palace midfielder, is a bit of a legend:
http://www.akiriihilahti.com/

best website ever. gary lineker is a twat!

 

[old]

Van Persie is smart enough to follow the Kluivert route to success.
This week: step 4: rape arrest.

Did someone mention Dowie's economics degree? They did? Oh.

 

[Buckrake]

Joe Brolly. Not only is he a lawyer, he also wears glasses.

 

[Ed]

Robbie Fowler - outwardly a total moron and increasingly mediocre footballer. Invested in property and owns 84 properties inculding a few hotels and is now the richest footballer in the uk (the only english footballer richer than him is david beckham apparantly).

 

[ms.b.haven]

Lee Sharpe - well ex footballer, he's a nice guy