If you love eating meat but feel guilty (1 Viewer)

[Raistlyn]

Apologise to the cows here

http://www.sorrycow.com

 

[Alan Remorse]

i dont have to apologise to no cow, i am their master

 

[Phil]

Pfft. If a cow had a chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

 

[NecroSteve]

Have any of these people who have sympathy for cows ever actually SEEN a cow? Beef might as well come from fuckin broken-down farm machinery!

 

[spuded]

necrosteve i truly hope ur not being serious

 

[the strange guy]

The only thing I feel guilty about is enjoying my meal all the while knowing that my vegan friends are wasting away. Lads, a tin of kidney beans and a block of GM soya cannot possibly make you as happy as my steak.

 

[Phil]

Ah now, the Tesco kidney beans have meat in them anyway, and that's where everyone who's anyone is robbing from.

 

[jillface]

Ah now, the Tesco kidney beans have meat in them anyway, and that's where everyone who's anyone is robbing from.

Not so much. They're crawling with small Chinese men who follow you around watching where you put everything.

 

[Blackenedflag]

Not so much. They're crawling with small Chinese men who follow you around watching where you put everything.

What? Tesco or the tins of kidney beans?

 

[NecroSteve]

necrosteve i truly hope ur not being serious

It's hope-dashin time...
Cows are possibly the most unresponsive and useless creatures ever. They just stand around all day eating grass and staring at things. And they're scared of rabbits. I say eat all the fuckers!

 

[broken arm]

necrosteve's girlfriend

 

[the strange guy]

Looks like my dinner, only with a much sexier bird.

 

[spuded]

necrosteve i think you'll find most humans pretty unresponsive and useless at the best of times, actually humans are worse. Anyway what i was more taking exception at was the fact that you said all those 'cow sympathisers' never saw a cow in their life, thats utter bollox, i grew up beside a farm, when i visited a slaughterhouse at 12 years old i stopped eating meat..we're not all bleedin jackeens!

 

[LamStock]

that's "udder bollocks"

 

[Raistlyn]

I think Denis Leary said it best...

"Bring me a live cow over to the table!!
I'll carve off what I want, and ride the rest home!"

 

[the strange guy]

Denis Leary was a total cock - he ripped off loads of Bill Hicks' material for his CD. The two were mates too.

It's Bill Hicks' 10th anniversary on Thursday I think. God bless him.

 

[Gar]

"stomping cows to pieces, all in the name of inhumane humans"

"chop off its head, wipe its ass and slap it on the grill"
the best way to eat cow..|..| dead pig is great too...in fact, i like most animals that are dead - dog and horse are too stringy though!bog

 

[Raistlyn]

Re: "stomping cows to pieces, all in the name of inhumane humans"

"chop off its head, wipe its ass and slap it on the grill"
the best way to eat cow..|..| dead pig is great too...in fact, i like most animals that are dead - dog and horse are too stringy though!bog

Kangaroo is very nice

 

[Cormcolash]

I like the beef

 

[Raistlyn]

I got this today coincidentally