Id say she's freezing! (1 Viewer)

[wild_cat]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-wedding-16-year-old-girl-lives-caravan.html

Missy said: 'It cost a fortune, but I've always wanted a big wedding and my dad has been saving for ages to pay for it.' She met Thomas at Alton Towers theme park when she was 13.

The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary's Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire. After the ceremony-guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up.

Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a £700 hotpants and bra outfit, said: 'This isn't unusual - it's just what we do at weddings. It's all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the bride's daddy.'

 

[La La]

the DM mention the word 'caravan' about a gazillion times in that yarn. as you would expect the DM to do.

her dress is......missing some pieces?

-holy crap i though her mum was her sister!

 

[Umfufu]

I think I'll start "surfacing driveways".

 

[Jrad (BFB.ie)]

Fulkin knackarsh!

 

[D0njo]

'It was huge. I wanted to outdo everyone else's wedding dress,' she said.

Heh- .... ah no

 

[D0njo]

The husband and the dad look awfully similar, a recipe for retard if you ask me, but why would you ask me, it's all there plain as day

 

[Jrad (BFB.ie)]

I still get up on her though.
Shes pretty sexy tbh

 

[Lili Marlene]

freezing hot!

 

[rettucs]

I didn't know what I was meant to be looking at in that picture. All I noticed was the big pair of knockers on the left.

whats this thread about?

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

no, I'M FREEEZING ffffffffffffffffs

 

[HMD]

The husband and the dad look awfully similar, a recipe for retard if you ask me, but why would you ask me, it's all there plain as day

he's the grooms uncle

 

[Hector Grey]

them,s not real peeple, thems mannikins or sumfin, ri?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Am i nuts or is she kinda attractive?

 

[Reets]

looks like the mother and daughter have matching boob jobs, hope her marriage doesn't get in the way of her dream to be a glamour model.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

the DM mention the word 'caravan' about a gazillion times in that yarn. as you would expect the DM to do.

Yeah these fucking sneery pieces about traveller weddings really piss me off.

 

[ernesto]

another one:

 

[Jill Hives]

Sweet jesus.

 

[Lili Marlene]

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Sweet jesus.

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[ernesto]

Sweet jesus.

there is no jebus sweet or chocolatey enough to compensate for that abomination

 

[evil bandit]

I guess all the guests were big nu rave fans....