i just applied for a job as an adult sex chat operator (1 Viewer)

[Wavioli]

well you have got great tits.

 

[ICUH8N]

It's "a magnificent bust" Wav. Why must you insist on constantly lowering the tone?

 

[Wavioli]

i was dragged up.

 

[therealjohnny]

i knew a girl who had a job on a sexline

The sound of a man whapping his mickey off his phone is one i'll never forget

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

catherine keener is incredible.

Yum Yum. She's like Kim Deal all scrubbed up and Hollywood-tastic.

 

[sarah]

i knew a girl who had a job on a sexline

The sound of a man whapping his mickey off his phone is one i'll never forget

I knew a girl who did it and said the dizzyness got to her from all the
hyperventilating down the phone...

your making me ....*gasp*..... so...... *wheeze*... etc

 

[therealjohnny]

haha

In the end she used to arrange to meet them somewhere and laugh heartily at the thought of these poor eejits waiting expectantly but pointlessly for the slag on the phone to show up

men eh?



we're scum

 

[Yurn!]

...and my cock's gone off like a spunky firework. :heart:

 

[broken arm]

i know a guy that did that job for real. on gay and straight lines.

he got used to it. easy money.

gotta pay the bills etc.

 

[classic seanc]

What if you were doin the lines, and a relative of yours rang?

 

[Cormcolash]

LaLa can I get the number for the line you're on?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Yeah you gotta feed the monkey barm. I wouldn't be afraid of doin it.

The leftyline is open, fags welcome.

pm me.

 

[RSJ]

What if you were doin the lines, and a relative of yours rang?

I always ring my relatives for phone sex. It's handy cos you can get right past the introductions and on to the good stuff - "remember when we were five and experimenting in your parents bedroom" etc.

Cheap too.

 

[ernesto]

catherine keener is incredible.

i :heart: Her

watched Being John Malkovich again the other night.

she is orsome. everythin about her is fantastico.|..|

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

conserve!

 

[Yurn!]

 

[billygannon]

According to the compendium "Crap Jobs", this is the worst job a person can take.
Anecdotal evidence to support this mentioned that most operators have to occupy the "anal seat" for the start of their job.

 

[classic seanc]

According to the compendium "Crap Jobs", this is the worst job a person can take.
Anecdotal evidence to support this mentioned that most operators have to occupy the "anal seat" for the start of their job.

That'd be horrible! You'd have to be all like
"Make sure there's no crumbs on the work surfaces"
and "There's a spot of dirt on your top, change it"
and "Make sure all the pencils are identically pared"








and "fuck my ass"

 

[billygannon]

That'd be horrible! You'd have to be all like
"Make sure there's no crumbs on the work surfaces"
and "There's a spot of dirt on your top, change it"
and "Make sure all the pencils are identically pared"








and "fuck my ass"

Em... that's what my job is like.

 

[classic seanc]

??

HACCP?