i just applied for a job as an adult sex chat operator (2 Viewers)

[La La]

my first undercover job for a story.
hahahahahha
just had a prelimenary phone interview. the chick goes "now you will have to discuss things of an adult nature with our clients, and you have to talk about whatever they want"

agggggghhhhhhhh ugh.

i know ill be plagued with nightmares! barf-a-rama.

anyoe had any dodgy jobs before?

 

[glen]

I used to caddy as a child.

 

[La La]

did you ever get hit with a golf ball

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

I used to be a safety whatchamajigger.

 

[Wavioli]

did you ever get hit with a golf ball

ooh baaybyy. SPLORT! wow, lala, you're pretty good at that- I reckon you've found your calling...

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Show us some of your lines lala, you really should be preparing for this. Best not...blurgh!! go off half cock, or go in willy nilly etc.

i used to work in a nursing home cleanin the jacks of gravedodgers.

 

[La La]

ooh baaybyy. SPLORT! wow, lala, you're pretty good at that- I reckon you've found your calling...

splort.


splort!


i think im going to be sick. im surprised im this dedicated to furthering my career.

 

[Wavioli]

splort off.

 

[La La]

every day after skool mammy took me to de pairk and we played some splorts.

 

[MDR]

my first undercover job for a story.
hahahahahha
just had a prelimenary phone interview. the chick goes "now you will have to discuss things of an adult nature with our clients, and you have to talk about whatever they want"

agggggghhhhhhhh ugh.

i know ill be plagued with nightmares! barf-a-rama.

anyoe had any dodgy jobs before?

Catherine keener gets fired from that type of job in Box of Moonlight.

"ding dong. Oh it's you. I'm wearing nothing, so I reach over and gouge out your eyeballs".

and so forth

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

So what is the point of this undercover mission?

 

[La La]

Catherine keener gets fired from that type of job in Box of Moonlight.

"ding dong. Oh it's you. I'm wearing nothing, so I reach over and gouge out your eyeballs".

and so forth

catherine keener is incredible.

did you see her in capote?

and in the 40 year old virgin? great body, she looks amazing for her age.

 

[La La]

So what is the point of this undercover mission?

to see what the training program is like for these kind of 'career' moves.
see if there are any bored housewives (of which there are many here, believe me) or what other types of characters there are there. havent been given the full brief, but i had to apply today because the ad said they 'urgently' required people for the phones.

 

[Wavioli]

actually I know sopmeone who did that kind of job before- he said it was the most depressing job ever, trying to keep really lonely desperate people on the line for as long as you can, thus splorting their wallet dry, yousee?

To liven things up they used to play a game whereby one person would think of a random word, and the other person would have to try and work it into their sexytalk.

caller: so what are you wearing
sexybot: I'm wearing a skinny little pink negligé
caller: ooh!
sexybit: oh yess, Im getting real hot now!
caller: urphmhmhmmm
sexybot: yes, grease my george foreman grill!
caller: what!?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

to see what the training program is like for these kind of 'career' moves.
see if there are any bored housewives (of which there are many here, believe me) or what other types of characters there are there. havent been given the full brief, but i had to apply today because the ad said they 'urgently' required people for the phones.

Wow, pretty interesting, be sure to share your findings with the gang.

So do you not have to speak hongkongese or whatever?

 

[shitepipe]

sexybot: yes, grease my george foreman grill!

SPLORT!

 

[La La]

Wow, pretty interesting, be sure to share your findings with the gang.

So do you not have to speak hongkongese or whatever?

no, they require english as well as cantonese and mandarin speakers. i guess ill be catering to those lonely old wankers (hehe) who get turned on by english. i wonder if ill have to do accents.................

my friend in ireland works as a sex chat guy and he says its soooooooooo boring. but he does this great alter ego called sandy or something.

ill bleedin HAUNT you with my findings, dont worry!

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i stayed in lefty frizzells house last night, and this morning, over an adequate breakfast he asked me did i want any conserve for my toast! conserve?



its called jam you proddy cunt.

 

[La La]

by a process of elimination i've decided that my sex chat alter ego will be called code ninja.

you;re not copyrighted are you?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

yes i am. but i'll allow you to use it, i think i might get off on loads of squinters thumping their bellys while chanting my name