I hereby resign from the internet (1 Viewer)

[pete]

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[Scientician 0.8]

Pukerama

 

[pete]

"thumbkiss"

 

[magicbastarder]

you guys are obviously not in love.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Go fuck yourself magicbastarder you know nothing of our lives.


Anyway anyone want to invest in my new cuntfl App?

 

[ann post]

the better be some sexting shit in that they arent mentioning.

 

[pete]

the better be some sexting shit in that they arent mentioning.

i'm guessing that's what the "brushing our teeth together" scene is alluding to

 

[washingcattle]

I was really hoping the last shot was of an Etheopian pirate holding up the boyfriends severed head and saying "were coming for you bitch"

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Yeah there was a touch of it turning into Taken 3.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Also I apologise for telling you to go fuck yourself.

 

[Unicron]

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On the upside it does lead to a brilliant new way to dump someone.

 

[Ferox13]

Dawn - this stole so much from my 'BugChaser' app.

 

[HMD]

I thought he was going to die when the music went all sad. shame

 

[RayRay]

My girlfriend is never to find this app or im fucked

 

[maims bond]

Is that for real? Who makes it? And how did they find two people who tick almost every box in terms of race/ethnicity????

 

[pete]

Is that for real? Who makes it? And how did they find two people who tick almost every box in terms of race/ethnicity????

http://techcrunch.com/2013/02/02/pair-the-mobile-app-for-two-buys-uks-cupple-and-rebrands-as-couple/

 

[JohnnyRaz]

wow. just wow.

ive never been more happy I dont have a smartphone.

(incidently - that pair can fuck right off)

 

[Jill Hives]

So not only do you need to put up with how annoying your partner can be in person, you now have an app where they can remind you directly all day long. Brilliant stuff. Analog app... my new business cards. A friend sent them to me in the post.