i have the MUMPS (2 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

I got the mumps from eating Cadbury's Turkish Delight chocolate (not Fry's, this musta been in the 70s sometime) - or at least that's how it seemed, was the first thing I puked up. I ate it while travelling in my uncle's lorry

puking up turkish delight while travelling in a car was what we did back in the 70s

happy times, happy times

 

[La La]

Take this to the Self-Portrait board, lala. (He hinted. Not wanting to make fun of her or anything).

get well soon.

i am actually considering this, only because my face looks like the elephant man.

and you guyse might find it funny.

i am not gonna let the fact that i look completely and utterly like a hamster who has stuffed himself on one side of my face ruin my fun.

RUH!!!!!

go and get your vaccines, kids. no one is vain when they're a kid. now that i'm grown up, i realise i am

-it's also extremely painful. go get the vaccine!

 

[muffin]

a kid in my class came in yesterday and informed me that someone had done a lala in the toilet and hadn't flushed...it reminded me of you!!!(in a funny way..not a mean one)
hope yr mumps are feeling better...

 

[therealjohnny]

a kid in my class came in yesterday and informed me that someone had done a lala in the toilet and hadn't flushed...it reminded me of you!!!(in a funny way..not a mean one)
hope yr mumps are feeling better...

yeeow

I though Ashlee Simpson was being dirty when she sang this:


You make me wanna lala in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your French maid where I meet you at the door

But thats a whole other kind of dirty

 

[muffin]

i think she meant the same thing as the kid did..

 

[egg_]

no one is vain when they're a kid. now that i'm grown up, i realise i am

Wouldn't it be handy to be ugly, all the same? - the oul mumps wouldn't be near as nasty

 

[Ciansy]

Wouldn't it be handy to be ugly, all the same? - the oul mumps wouldn't be near as nasty

Imagine if getting the mumps made you prettier. That'd be sweet for a while, but pretty shite for most of your life.