i have the MUMPS (2 Viewers)

[La La]

for fucks sake! obviously my MMR booster ran out. i look like sylvester stallone on one side of my face, ahahahahahahhahahahahha!!!!
-the doc also stuck me FIVE times before he hit the vein (for a blood test) even though it was right there in front of him. so not only do i look like i've been punched, i also have pete doherty arms. ah jaysus.
i thought the mumps was for babies!





"mumps" is a funny word though.

Mumps. hehe.

 

[Yurn!]

Oh no! Your lovely lady mumps!

 

[mamul]

ouch. stay away from guys. that shit can fuck up they're fertility...i think

 

[msbhaven]

that scared me most

ahahahahahahhahahahahha!!!!
.

 

[sarah]

Aw commiserations... I remember a kid in first class came in with the mumps
only to be shouted at by a teacher for eating gobstoppers. followed by embarrassed apologies.

 

[zero_hero]

This was around NUI when I was in first year. About twelve of my friends got it I for some reason was lucky. Gonna be hanging out on your own for a bit I'm afraid, seriously contagious

 

[La La]

Oh no! Your lovely lady mumps!

was singing that all day

ouch. stay away from guys. that shit can fuck up they're fertility...i think

yeah

at this stage i have at the very least infected a plane full of people (it's an airborne thing) and probably most of the people at a bar i just went to.

that scared me most

you gotta stay positive in these situations.

 

[mamul]

Mumps in adolescent and adult males may also result in the development of orchitis, an inflammation of the testicles. Usually one testicle becomes swollen and painful about 7 to 10 days after the parotids swell. This is accompanied by a high fever, shaking chills, headache, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain that can sometimes be mistaken for appendicitis if the right testicle is affected. After 3 to 7 days, testicular pain and swelling subside, usually at about the same time that the fever passes. In some cases, both testicles are involved. Even with involvement of both testicles, sterility is only a rare complication of orchitis.


sweet jehova that sounds like hell

 

[eoghan_dubhdara]

i remember i went out with a girl once and she was fine the night before then the next morning i got up and she was coverd in mumps. fairly freaky let me tell you but not contagious so yay.

 

[Yurn!]

at this stage i have at the very least infected a plane full of people (it's an airborne thing) and probably most of the people at a bar i just went to

Can you still PM??? OMG SHOULD YOU EVEN BE POSTING?!?!?!?!?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Guy I used to work with (not the brightest obviuosly) was summoned to the creche one day to collect his baby who caught measles.

He though this would be a good time to bring the baby to the office for a bit of show and tell.

 

[MDR]

Poo LaLa. If it's any consolation, it's only eight months to Christmas Eve.

 

[zero_hero]

i remember i went out with a girl once and she was fine the night before then the next morning i got up and she was coverd in mumps. fairly freaky let me tell you but not contagious so yay.

Yes it is

Contagiousness

The mumps virus is contagious and spreads in tiny drops of fluid from the mouth and nose of someone who is infected. It can be passed to others through sneezing, coughing, or even laughing. The virus can also spread to other people through direct contact, such as picking up tissues or using drinking glasses that have been used by the infected person.
People who have mumps are most contagious from 2 days before symptoms begin to 6 days after they end. The virus can also spread from people who are infected but have no symptoms.

http://www.kidshealth.org/parent/infections/bacterial_viral/mumps.html

 

[mamul]

i remember i went out with a girl once and she was fine the night before then the next morning i got up and she was coverd in mumps. fairly freaky let me tell you but not contagious so yay.

eh are ya sure it was mumps?

 

[eoghan_dubhdara]

well she was covered in all these red bumps on her face and body is that not the mumps

 

[mamul]

Yes it is

Contagiousness

The mumps virus is contagious and spreads in tiny drops of fluid from the mouth and nose of someone who is infected. It can be passed to others through sneezing, coughing, or even laughing. The virus can also spread to other people through using the same internet forum.

arrrrggghhhhh

 

[La La]

i remember i went out with a girl once and she was fine the night before then the next morning i got up and she was coverd in mumps. fairly freaky let me tell you but not contagious so yay.

you can't be covered in mumps. the mumps is when the gland under your jaw swells . thank fuck you cant be covered in it!

Can you still PM??? OMG SHOULD YOU EVEN BE POSTING?!?!?!?!?

PM'd you there

Yes it is

Contagiousness

The mumps virus is contagious ]

i actually have "DONT SHARE DRINKS!!!!! scribbled on my hand like that goofball chris martin from coldplay

 

[MDR]

Yes it is

Contagiousness

The mumps virus is contagious and spreads in tiny drops of fluid from the mouth and nose of someone who is infected. It can be passed to others through message boards, Bebo but not Myspace

Yikes!

 

[Squiggle]

Guy I used to work with (not the brightest obviuosly) was summoned to the creche one day to collect his baby who caught measles.

He though this would be a good time to bring the baby to the office for a bit of show and tell.

I hope that there weren't any pregnant ladies in the office that day

Commiserations on having the mumps LaLa. I had them when I was 5 or 6, can't remember much about it though.

 

[mamul]

well she was covered in all these red bumps on her face and body is that not the mumps

nah thats the red lumps or as its known more commonly rumps