HOT new bands for 2K9 (1 Viewer)

[Skrankio-X]

From this brilliant site:
http://www.listopia.co.uk/list.php?l=202&start=1

Achingly hip new bands (That you've not heard of... yet)

Titus Opprobrium and the Tut Tut Tut
Never Say Smith feat. Creme de la Femme
Kremlin Hatch and his Underage Jazz Implosion
The This That Then
The Parody Gallows
Throat Falcon
Massive Piss Hoover
skin failure
Not the Face
Deck Chairs Fired From Clay
Monotone Pulse and the Dirty Protests
Quicksand Beach Party
Lamb Infection
Sex Rusk
Buggery Slutforce Juniors
Galvanized Hoof
The Borderline Racists
Terry Shitlegs and The Muscular Dystrophy Disco All-Stars
Wankel Rotary Engine
The Pessary
Fear Hose
Lionel Puppy-Sick and the Ability
Spaffchasm
Cosmo Balrog and the Funk Tendrils
Ice Skating Bolero Mongs Are Go!
Bingo Handjob
Magic Cunt
Queer Wogs
Gary X
DJ Can't vs. Cretinous B
Ironic Cardigan Shits
The Whipcocks
The Understanding Shift Workers
The Illusory Cretin Field
Next Door to Disco
The Grit Bins
Stalin's Fuck Bungalow
Lumpy Denise & The First Periods
The Unfeasible Outcome
Millionth P.I.G. feat. MC Sock n' Drawer
B.E.E.F.D.I.S.C.O.
The Genderbreads
Trippple Nippples
Custard and the Foxy Niblets
The Sea Otters
Porcelain Rockery Chicks
Everything Ever Is Bigger Than You
The Massive Shins
DJ Horse-Canoe featuring Labia P
Les Sardine Pelvis
BMXing Wolf Corpse
Uncle and the Lithuanians
Hammock of Shit
Bootleg Starbucks
The Crampon Sucklers
Morbid Hairpin
Humpty Rumpold and the Racist Nans
The Hentai Rape Scenes
The International Journal of Respiratory Medicine
The Ombudsmen
Gulliver Mingle and the Hip Hop
The Duluth Anuses
Morgue Rabbit
The Swivelling Harpoons
Egbert and the Lawsuits
Opulent Binbags
Barrington Scotch's Bioelectric Blues Cascade
Fucking Camden Pub Rock Monkeys
Separation Envy and The Cashback Kids
Russell Harty And The Num Nums
Fast Germaniums
Lionel's Pogrom
Young Luftwaffe Gentlemen
J.D. Nibgeese and the Complexity
Jack Krack and the Jizz-Everywheres
Conrad and the Electric Children's Dolly
Retard Moustache
Dwayne
The Face of 1000 Dildos
Jumping Jack Stevens and the Brewer's Droop
I Am The Metal Jesus
The Viagra Monologues
Bigfoot and the Groincrushers
I Can Has
Jambo ranks feat. schnozz
Fanny Switch
DNA & Shit
The Sexual Bounce-Abouts
paedophilia shotgun
Capital Five and the Uppercase Digits
Los Vagina Naif
LaBrontus Dee and the Rhythm Kennel, introducing DJ Axehandle
The Big Fat Juicy Bum Faces
Menstrual Aperitif
shunt and the funky wigwams
Jonas and the Marvelous Lung
Dr. Kelly and the sexed-up dossiers
King Dumpling and the Beefy Boys
Mrs. A and the Coffin Fillers
Kodiak and the Junk Punchers

What else is there?

 

[Gambra]

This shit all started with The Ting Tings. Once they got away that name that other awful lot with the-really-long-name-I-can't-remember came along and it went down hill from there.

 

[ann post]

...
the this that then

if it was

take this that then

i would have been curious, like somone had finally fused boyband with annoying indie.

 

[GO]

There's a couple of class band names on that list.

E.g.
Not The Face

Bingo Handjob

 

[jillface]

massive piss hoover is pretty funny too.

 

[the departed]

FANNY SWITCH!

 

[the departed]

This shit all started with The Ting Tings. Once they got away that name that other awful lot with the-really-long-name-I-can't-remember came along and it went down hill from there.

not sure if you got that that is a tongue in cheek article...

have yiz not played with BandNameGenerator yet?

...they aint real bands like..

 

[Vinnie]

Bingo Handjob

Thats the name that REM played under for a couple of secret London shows just after they released Out Of Time. There. I finally said it.

 

[Corey]

Fire!

 

[gugai]

Fire!

Smokejumpers?

 

[jimmybreeze]

Its a Reverse Massive Piss Hoover

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Thats the name that REM played under for a couple of secret London shows just after they released Out Of Time. There. I finally said it.

Borderline used to have a vinyl bootleg of that show. Was supposed to have been fairly good.

 

[cesspooldublin]

Cilla Black Sabbath

 

[trev]

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

 

[Unclealo]

Decoy Owl Motherfuckers!

 

[sealed human]

they all sound like Chris Morris concoctions, Nathan Barley was full of all that...

Geek Pie
X-buse
15Peter20
Bumphuk

All come to mind. totally fucking Mexico!

 

[thisgreg]

I propose the following bands be made into films... the rest are to be aborted.

Throat Falcon

Buggery Slutforce Juniors

Wankel Rotary Engine

Fear Hose

Spaffchasm

Bingo Handjob

Magic Cunt

Trippple Nippples

Hammock of Shit

The Hentai Rape Scenes

Lionel's Pogrom

Retard Moustache

The Face of 1000 Dildos

I Am The Metal Jesus

he Viagra Monologues

Bigfoot and the Groincrushers

Fanny Switch

Los Vagina Naif

Menstrual Aperitif

 

[Lili Marlene]

Joking aside

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7758169.stm

watch, hear and read about the acts.
The Big Pink
Dan Black
VV Brown
Empire of the Sun
Florence and the Machine

Frankmusik
Kid Cudi
La Roux
Lady GaGa
Little Boots

Master Shortie
Mumford & Sons
Passion Pit
The Temper Trap
White Lies

I know little boots but that's about it, so out of touch.....

 

[sealed human]

Joking aside

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7758169.stm

watch, hear and read about the acts.
The Big Pink
Dan Black
VV Brown
Empire of the Sun
Florence and the Machine

Frankmusik
Kid Cudi
La Roux
Lady GaGa
Little Boots

Master Shortie
Mumford & Sons
Passion Pit
The Temper Trap
White Lies

I know little boots but that's about it, so out of touch.....

I like VV Brown's pants... Nice and er, revealing, I mean stylish

 

[rotten tropics]

queer wogs is definitely the best name there.