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SHATTERFREAK VS. WELFARE - The head honcho at rancho STOMP weighs in with an impressive starting (bass) weight, armed to the teeth with his own venomously creative productions. WELFARE CLINIC supremo, noted Gaelgoir and defender of the crusties DJ WELFARE will drawing for the proper state-funded war-plates. Who will reign supreme?
BARACK O'DELTA has the hair, STACKS has the experience, SAFETYBOY has the sideburns... Will the wisdom of a lifetime of POWER FM studio snax consumption sway the battle towards STACKS, or will the dazzling curls of the REACH head honcho's Soul-GLo Afro confound him, perhaps for the skinny jeaned footwork of the original Safety dancer to kick the ball into touch...
DON ROSCO vs. T-WOC - Will decades of obscure Japanese bullet hell arcade games be enough to steel the DON ROSCO against the furious onslaught of T-WOC's records? Will T-WOC's legendary skill at finding a first-rate Guinness pub cause him to stumble at the final hurdle? Or will DON ROSCO's signature finishing combo "withering stare of disapproval" powermove actually cause the deck to stop spinning out of sheer embarrassment? It's all to play for folks!
Lets get ready to rumble! This is like Gladiators on UTV all over again, without the traditional safety net of a Scottish pensioner in a referee's costume... All of you heads who are back from BLOC are welcome to come down and talk loudly about how many Irish heads you met out there out in the smoking area by the way, the rest of you can also marvel at ZOMBY in the stage room and the TRIBE massive whacking out the D&B up in the Mezz too... See yis all there, it's going to be business as per usual, by which we mean GULLY AS FUCK!