History Of Violence (1 Viewer)

[Alan Remorse]

im totally gibbing myself in anticipation

apparently it's cronenberg's best work in years

check out ed harris' mangled face!

 

[avernus]

ed harris rules!

 

[sugar_referee]

ed harris rules!

ah yeah but my man Viggo looks well uneasy without his sword and hair dye

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

its terrible the way he dies in the end.

 

[Corey]

its terrible the way he dies in the end.

If this turns out to be true your clean-to-the-squeak hole is gonna need an upgrade.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

If this turns out to be true your clean-to-the-squeak hole is gonna need an upgrade.

Time will tell. Also, he finds out his homosexual twin, is also his pet cat, tobias.

 

[Corey]

Time will tell. Also, he finds out his homosexual twin, is also his pet cat, tobias.

You're ruining this film for everyone.

 

[Corey]

gimmie back my rep, you shit-stirring spoon. It's all i got. ITS ALL I GOT.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

You're ruining this film for everyone.

no need to shout at me, I'm only small.

 

[Corey]

no need to shout at me, I'm only small.

Dont be so hard on yourself. You're a integral part of the Male Grooming routine. Incidentally, you sound like a man who knows things; what's a good remedy for haemmeroids?

My ringpiece is beginning to look like Old Wembley Stadium at matchtime.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

a little bit of this:

ten of these :

and one of these

that should restore your hole to its former glory.

 

[Audiodelic]

It's actually very good and is probably Cronenberg's most commercial film to date.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Where is this on?

Don't think the Screen has it yet

 

[zebra heart attack]

Where is this on?

Don't think the Screen has it yet

ugc!

edit: actually it must have been previews last weekend. it says now it's not out until friday.

 

[Wavioli]

yeah there were previews last weekend.

 

[Audiodelic]

Where is this on?

Don't think the Screen has it yet

Press show last Friday in the IFI so they're showing it, but I saw a trailer in the cinema-formerly-known-as-UGC, so they must be showing it too. The release date has moved forward to this Friday, the 30th, hence it seeming to appear out of nowhere.

 

[Unicron]

My friend and his brother say it today, said it was very good. Might see it tomorrow if I can blow off work.

 

[cpr]

My friend and his brother say it today, said it was very good. Might see it tomorrow if I can blow off work.

went to see it on Friday night. cinema packed with fuckin knobbish scumbags who laughed, well giggled at every sex scene and every splatty shoot out. drove me fuckin mad.