Happy Birthday Sarah Jessica Parker!!! (1 Viewer)

[Yurn!]

You look like a shaved horse.

 

[xsteox]

there's no need to insult horses like that!!!

 

[BC]

brian griffin: "...They're censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant."
peter griffin: "What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot."

 

[Charlie Bucket]

 

[Yurn!]

'Sex and the Saddle'

http://www.the-horse-site.com/horse-name/horse.jpg

 

[old_gregg]

"Sex and the Shitty"

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

You look like a shaved horse.

Sarah Jesssica Parker walks into a bar, walks up to the barman and the barman
says:








"why the long face?'

 

[RSJ]

Horse walks into a bar. Barman goes "ey, why the face like sarah jessica parker"?

EDIT: damn, got there mere seconds before me.

 

[La La]

jesus, shes not that bad, is she?

 

[Yurn!]

jesus, shes not that bad, is she?

She's beautiful. It's true.

 

[classic seanc]

jesus, shes not that bad, is she?

A girl who used to live here worked in one of the posh hotels in town, and she got to see SJP, she said she was tiiiiiiiny. Like, you'd barely see her if she was turned sideways.

her emaciated frame makes her horsey head all the more disproportionate and alienish. *shudder*

 

[Yurn!]

I just realised started this thread. I was locked.

I'm a fuckhole.

 

[ICUH8N]

jeepers creepers
where'd you get those peepers

 

[Yurn!]

Holy Pieballs!

Where'd you get those eyeballs?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

RELAX GUYS, SHE POSTS HERE SOMETIMES.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

She was ace in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

 

[kings lead hat]

her new fragrance's slogan is "lovely, on the inside"





gashface